Friday Caption Fun, Round 82

Halo 3 ScreenshotI don’t know about you but my brain is kinda sorta stuck in Halo: Reach beta mode. I can’t believe there’s just a little over two months before we get our first taste of the next installment in the Halo series! If you need something to tide you over in the meantime, Grifball is the double experience playlist of choice. If you prefer captioning however, you’ve come to the right place! We’ll get started, right after we recap last week’s witty responses of course.


  • “It’s just a flesh wound!” (Cleansing Aura)
  • “That’s not what I expected when I asked for a little head.” (dragnew)
  • “Lopez, where is your helmet?!?” (Grif)
  • “Another example of the little head navigating for the big head.” (Remember Reach)
  • “Ever wondered how Kit from Knight Rider really works?” (Someone)
  • “What do you mean this doesn’t qualify for the carpool lane, officer?!?” (JLay)
  • “‘Serves you right for trying to get a closer look at Miranda’s camel-‘ ‘Just shut up and drive.'” (OwlAssassin)
  • “Free mustache rides!” (xxxJL AUDIOxxx)

I bet you’re surprised I’m still here after hearing that last phrase. I can’t believe it either! If I wasn’t so damn lazy, I’d already be long gone. Since I’m still around though, I’ll go a-head (lawlz) and leave you with another screenshot to caption. Come up with a witty and relevant quip and leave it in a comment. You can even do it multiple times should you desire! And yes, that’s what I said. Do with it as you will.

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: JackChappers

77 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 82

  1. Rippolighter says:

    It goes there, no not there, there, there THERE! Oh forget it…

    • Wasiq says:

      Quidditch: Sports Bloopers

      • Talis717 says:

        Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Grifball : Halo Edition

  2. EliteXDeath says:

    Wait! I’ll let you ride mine after I’m done ridng yours.

  3. liphttam1 says:

    They say a picture is worth a hundred words, but I’m speechless.

    • OwlAssassin says:

      Isn’t it a thousand?

      • Jerk says:

        Isn’t it over nine thousand?

      • liphttam1 says:

        No. Its a hundred. Or at least I like to think of it as a hundred. A thousand is too much to write.

  4. Arby says:

    Quidditch: You’re doing it wrong.

    • Marksman says:


    • IcyTreats says:

      The fact that the Seeker was apparently ‘overpowered’ led to the balancing of the Golden Snitch.

      The Ministry of Magic, it seems, still has a few kinks.

    • Arby says:

      “Man, you wouldn’t believe how hammered I got yesterday!”

  5. Crazy A 64 says:

    I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

    Also I’ve noticed that “big fat d*ck” fits far too neatly in place of that line in that song… enjoy!

    • Exspartan 138 says:

      Damn you beat me to it.

  6. OwlAssassin says:

    The eighth Harry Potter took a drastic turn

  7. Grif says:

    This goes down as the worlds most painful nut shot.

  8. Nuclear Pi says:

    Jackson takes the term ‘low blow’ to new heights

    • Arby says:

      LOL XD

      • IcyTreats says:

        Dude. That was awesometasticular.

        • Arby says:

          Why thank you :)

        • Nuclear Pi says:

          I’m not sure I want to know what “awesometasticular” means

      • IcyTreats says:

        It has something to do with balls….that are awesome ;)

  9. Gi85on says:

    “I told you this horsie isn’t big enough for the two of us!”

  10. “…and the ODST’s birthing process is no different, born mid drop so they can start their training ASAP”

  11. Marksman says:

    Vasectomy- Brute Chieftain Style.

    Sense. (click) I’ve one-upped the comp with a mix of Frivolous Friday Antics. Bam.

    :British Accent:“Here we observe the SPARTAN-II in it’s natural habitat. They mate often, with the mating ritual known as ‘entering one’s base’ or ‘planting the bomb’…”

    If any of the HTML doesn’t work, can you please use voodoo-powers to fix it Angel?

    • Marksman says:

      I just couldn’t think of anything but this does not make sense. Here is where I got the phrase.



    • bs angel says:

      No voodoo powers needed!

  12. JLay says:

    “OK, I’m on. Now pull the hammer back to enjoy a faceful of my hard purple cod piece!”

  13. Marksman says:

    First you cock it, then the hammer reacts when you pull the trigger…

  14. ReverendTiki says:

    I said only goes as deep as the tip!

  15. retinence says:

    Brooms don’t exist in 2553. Improvisation is quite necessary.

  16. retinence says:

    “Whoa…I can totally see my house from up here!”

  17. Das Kalk says:

    “you’re one bad blow job away from a hammer to the face. watch it buddy!”

  18. Absolute Edge says:

    It was all fun and games until Purple realised that Yellow had neglected to remove the blade from his hammer.

  19. Mike says:

    this will totally work like a catapult… so dont worry this will only work for a second… but damn is it gonna hurt

  20. ComaToast says:

    And The Horse You Rode In On

    * Cortana: (panicked) “This thing is falling apart!”

    * Master Chief: (calmly) “It’ll hold.”

    * Cortana: “We’re not gonna make it!”

    * Master Chief: “We’ll make it.”

    * Cortana: (urgently) “Pull up! Pull up!”

    I’m sorry that pic completely made me think of the “funniest” part of Halo 1 for me.

    • IcyTreats says:

      And here I thought I was the only person who thought of that ‘funnily’, hehehe :)

  21. Schoony says:

    Wanna hop on the Magic Banhammer express?

  22. Someone says:

    “You’re a real witch, aren’t you”

    Ever wondered what purple and yellow makes

  23. Money_lord says:

    And The Hammer You Rode In On.

  24. Roaven says:

    New vehicle:Gravity hammer broomstick, complete with boarding animation!

    How come nobody has commented on the fact that they’re like a hundred feet in the air?

    • Nuclear Pi says:

      I have! “new heights” – Geddit?

  25. General Vagueness says:

    In the vein of multiple types of CTF, Bungie is working on Grifball with two balls. It’s not working out so well.

  26. Gnome says:

    Sometimes it just doesn’t fit.

  27. Rakolai says:

    The mating rituals of “Spartanus Titanus”, aka the Giant Spartan, are finally documented on tape.

  28. OwlAssassin says:

    “Two little boys had two little toys….”

  29. Tree12324 says:

    It’s hammer time!!

  30. Cleansing Aura says:

    “what’s the air-speed velocity of a spartan?”
    “A Purple Spartan or a Yellow one?”
    “Well I don’t know tha-“

    • Aklangi says:


  31. VoltRabbit says:

    New patch to include alternate vibrator mode for the Grav-Hammer, players rejoice!

  32. Firestorm12 says:

    “Doc, is it really necessary to do this hernia exam five hundred feet in the air?”

    “Now, turn your hammer and cough.”

    Nothing like some hernia jokes. :-P

  33. Amaterasu says:

    ‘Nerv of the future use a different style of Evangelion’

    ‘severe blunt trauma to the head in 3…2…’

  34. XMixMasterX says:

    Rectal exams have never been this much fun!

  35. Zee-V70 says:

    If you could see the hitboxes, this scene would be a lot more kinky.

  36. L337MA573R says:

    When Cindy began tiring of their night-time antics, Jim had to find a way to “spice” things up a little.

  37. Spade says:

    Remember, ex-girlfriends hate you more in Halo 3

  38. jVictor says:

    “Most tailors don’t take an inseam fifty feet in the air. Then there are the dedicated few…”

  39. Nothing like getting hammered on a friday morning…


    See-Saw: you’re doing it Wrong.


    I’m gonna shove my hammer so far up your ass you won’t be able to sit for a week!!

  40. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    Lets have some fun this beat is sick! I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!

  41. Why is my hand stuck!

  42. The Real Dr Nog says:

    i wanna take a ride on your disco hammer

  43. The Flying Spartan says:

    “Can we PLEASE just get a couple pogo sticks instead?”

  44. Phoenix says:

    The anouncer: Ouch! That’s gotta hurt!


  46. HSAR says:

    Ride the wave, dude!

  47. Divine Plan says:

    While Orange and Purple enjoyed See-Saws as much as the next Spartan, they constantly forgot that it only needed a little push to get started.

    • Divine Plan says:

      Whoops, I mean yellow XD

  48. Babashnelp says:

    Brute chieftan hammer see-saw

  49. FinAeros says:

    “Hey, this is my Horsey. You’ve got your own to play with!”

  50. Malcis says:

    Yo, a little help here?

  51. Morpheus300 says:


    Sorry… It Reminded me of the mutator for Unreal Tournament

  52. Morpheus300 says:

    Balls Taken!

    Balls Dropped!

  53. Oh! Got another one!

    “While their performance was incredibly skilled, it turns out horizontal mid-air pole-dancing doesn’t gain as much respectability as the typical ice dance routine.”

    (In other news, the two Spartans were Russian.)

  54. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    The Spartan seesaw

  55. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    Yellow readily answered Purple’s demands to let her ride his disco stick.

  56. Time Glitch says:

    Halo Reach’s new mystery gametype: Quiddich.

  57. Nuclear Pi says:

    Sacrifices required for flight:
    1. Dignity
    2. Testicles

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