Master Chief Goes on a Date

This video, officially titled “Master Chief goes on a Date with Stormtrooper“, follows the two science fiction-based characters as they embark upon a rather lighthearted excursion. While I typically strive to avoid any and all drama, I thought it was important to note I will be filing an official complaint against Adam Grumbo, its creator, for false advertising. Neither of the characters remove their armor, there is absolutely no getting it on, and the combining of intimate body parts is noticeably absent. What the fuck kind of date is that? Certainly none I have ever been on! So watch the video but only after I give it a new name: Master Chief Needs To Kick That Stormtrooper Bitch To The Curb And Find A Real Woman Instead. LIKE ME.

27 Responses to Master Chief Goes on a Date

  1. Adam says:

    Ha… the sequel. Gotta find a cam with nightvision, paris hilton style.

    • bs angel says:

      Now you’re talking my language!

  2. ComaToast says:

    Look at those people, acting like it was weird that a storm trooper and a spartan should be dating. Obviously some people haven’t broken the entertainment dating genre yet.

  3. Canuck-Errant says:

    What makes you think the girl is the stormtrooper? After all, the Spartan there is wearing red…

  4. ReverendTiki says:

    I thought MC was going out with Samus?

    • bs angel says:

      Apparently he’s busier than we initially thought. :scowls:

      • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

        Savin’ the world an’ all.

  5. t0rm3n7 says:

    huh, I live near that Amy’s ice cream place…

  6. Radius says:

    But what do they have in common?!

    Master Chief- A Supersoldier who will protect humanity at all costs with his amazing commbat skills.

    Stormtrooper- A conscript who oppresses rebels with his ability to fill the air with blaster bolts, but not hit anything.

    • ComaToast says:

      Exactly, they’re almost complete opposites, therefore they can use that cheesy line “You complete me” on each other all the time.

  7. F8L ERROR says:

    how do we know if the storm trooper is female?

    • bs angel says:

      Are you trying to single-handedly ruin my dream?!

      • Voicedwalnut says:

        I believe s/he is but the armor isn’t MC’s it is just a red version so it aint MC he has green so it could be the spartan thats the woman

        • HellCat says:

          Hey hey hey guys lets stop and think… what if theyre both girls? Double win

          P.s. Being a starwars fan and a halo fan this is like an awesome crossover

        • Voicedwalnut says:

          impossible all stormtroopers are clones of Jango Fett so it has to be a guy so yea

        • HellCat says:

          Not all storm troopers are

        • Voicedwalnut says:

          I’m pretty sure all known ones are but hey I haven’t read many of the novels so I could be wrong

        • staticrift says:

          Maybe its like in the red-dwarf episode ‘rimmerworld’ and its a woman clone that looks like Jango Fett

  8. flurf says:

    To Massa Cheeb’s credit, the lasstrooper was riding the cotton pony at the time. There’s a lot of freaky shyte that that guy is into, but bloodworks is apparently just not one of them.

  9. Imagine the babies!

    • bs angel says:

      They’ll be pink!!

  10. one crazy idiot says:

    I figured this would find its way to your blog, Angel.

    You’re welcome:D

  11. liphttam1 says:

    The way the storm trooper was leaning on the wooden fence at the end makes her look like a girl.

  12. “Master Chief Needs To Kick That Stormtrooper Bitch To The Curb And Find A Real Woman Instead. LIKE ME.”
    Hahaha, this made me laugh real hard =P

  13. OUTERxLIMITS says:

    Oh…………………. My…………… God………………i will never be able to look at the chief like a badass ever again.

  14. Teryn says:

    I think my only problem with most MCs is that they’re simply not big enough. I won’t be happy until I see a 7+foot Master Chief at a convention. =D

    • bs angel says:

      There was a super tall one at PAX last year!

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