IH3SotW: Twigs ‘N Berries

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: p4wned ur m0m

22 Responses to IH3SotW: Twigs ‘N Berries

  1. ElusiveEagle says:

    Judging by the sharp protrusions on the end of the…uhh….’twig’…I’d have to agree with the statement, “p4wned ur mom”. (Yes, I realize that’s the author’s name.)

    • IcyTreats says:

      That…would hurt.

      • pwkwsfi says:

        ever see the film Se7en?

  2. cardo says:

    Is this a new perk in Reach?

  3. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    “I’ve been wanting you so bad, I just wanna explode”

  4. DeepCee says:

    Morning wood?

    • DeepCee says:

      Now that I think about it, more like a stump

    • Marksman says:

      Nicely done. I was waiting for any joke that included any variation of “I GOT WOOD!”. Thumbs up, on both posts ;)

  5. liphttam1 says:

    Wow. Alll the good stuff’s been taken already.

    Wait no it’s not!

    Now when this guy said his berries exploded, he meant it.

  6. Spaz says:

    Looking at that thing, when he’s not using it for… whatever, it can double as a coat rack.

  7. Man, he might wanna get that checked out. Those spikes look… unhealthy.

  8. Ray says:

    Does anyone find it ironic he is black? XD

    Not trying to be racist, just pointing it out…

    • Mace Windex says:

      How is it ironic?

      • I think he’s referring to the size. It is a rather large twig.

        At least I hope he’s referring to the size.

  9. t0rm3n7 says:

    no more beating around the bush with this pic.

  10. DT62 says:

    Frank belatedly realized that his ventures into S&M were starting to get dangerous…

  11. COL0NEL SANDERS says:

    There is no way that set-up was a coincidence…
    I’m calling shenanigans.

  12. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    He’s explosive.

  13. MGH1138 says:

    Kinda reminds me of that scene from Super Troopers:

    Farva: “Lets pop some Viagra and pull people over with raging MEGA HUGE BONERS!”
    Rod: “Lets not”

    Maybe this Spartan went with Farva’s idea…

  14. pwkwsfi says:

    looks like he needs someone to give his pin a pull.

  15. second phase of blue balls – Needle dick

  16. Spiked for pleasure?

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