Hawty McBloggy’s Halo UnValentines

Valentine’s Day isn’t always about sickeningly sappy gestures intended to reflect undying love and affection. Sometimes, as you struggle to think of something thoughtful to do for your significant other, you realize you are at a complete and utter loss of ideas because of one reason: you fucking hate their guts. Here are some Halo-themed UnValentines perfect for when a day intended to celebrate romance is actually about dumping that asshole of a person who sucks the joy out of every single moment of every single day. The original image url is conveniently located under each UnValentine so feel free to suck up my bandwidth in order to kick that trash to the curb. Now go do what ya gotta do! You can thank me later.

Halo UnValentine
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Halo UnValentine
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Halo UnValentine
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Halo UnValentine
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Halo UnValentine
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Halo UnValentine
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Halo UnValentine
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*Sentiments recycled from Top Ten Break-Up Lines for Master Chief.

13 Responses to Hawty McBloggy’s Halo UnValentines

  1. Elitearbiter says:

    Awwwwww……

  2. i especially like the last one…. :)

    • bs angel says:

      Your wallet won’t though!

      • thats what she said

      • this is true!

    • The last one was also my favorite ^_^

  3. The third to last and second to last ones were my favorite. Nice job angel.

    • ReverendTiki says:

      The third to last is the greatest. Mainly because of the great action shot

  4. Das Kalk says:

    I like these! It’s going to make singles awareness day all the more bearable!

  5. liphttam1 says:

    I’d prefer one that doesn’t make you look like an ass.

    I’m not exactly that type of person.

    And the third to last seems like it’s one for a girl to give to a guy.

  6. Thors toe says:

    Gold. Pure gold. :-)

  7. DethPwn says:

    I never noticed that phrase on the bomb. Huh.

  8. Barky says:

    Yaknow don’t take this the wrong way or anything but when I was doing the explosive favela juggernaughts spec ops where my friend had me incapped blocking a door so juggers couldon’t get in
    I saw around the errr….
    lower part of the armour it labeled “Get sum”

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