Why You Can’t Sprint in Halo

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16 Responses to Why You Can’t Sprint in Halo

  1. ReverendTiki says:

    You can’t sprint but you have great body armor. TRADE OFF!

    • Spaz says:

      If you have great BODY ODOR people sprint from YOU.

      • Hyokin says:

        Oh noes you didn’t!

  2. Phil says:

    well if you think about it this way, the speed at which the Master Chief moves is already a sprint when compared alongside normal Marines…

  3. Cardo says:

    So this is why MC is green, also…

  4. liphttam1 says:

    I just imagined a turtle saying “Sir, finishing the fight” and then I squirted Powerade out of my nose and eyes.

    Is not a happy.

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      Eyes?
      Sweet Jesus!

      • liphttam1 says:

        It’s actually a sport. Only with milk.

  5. Morpheus says:

    Cue the NBC PSA music–

    “The More You Know”….

  6. Panncakez says:

    And thus, Dr. Hasley said, “He will be more important to the UNSC than a fleet of Destroyers, a thousand Junior Grade Lieutenants…”

  7. Fluid Darkness says:

    But the tortoise will still beat the hare!

  8. L337MA573R says:

    I don’t get it. Am judging by the comments, I’m an idiot.

    • liphttam1 says:

      Master chief is spartan 117 and the tortoise has a 117 on it’s back.

      Tortoises’ are slow and can’t sprint and neither can master chief.

      Now you know.

      And knowledge is something that was supposed to happen but then it just got reduced to penis jokes.

  9. I guess that also explains the age….

  10. Ian says:

    Wow, that’s a horrible joke.

  11. BIZaGoten says:

    lol heavy armor and u get slow and cant run and yes lol still u beat the hare! xD

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