Friday Caption Fun, Round 79

Halo 3 ScreenshotIf you’re into the whole double serving of EXP thing, you’ll be interested in knowing this weekend’s official offering is called Maption Sack and serves up the fun on various community created maps. Last time I played in a playlist like that, I unabashedly stated, “This map fucking sucks balls” only to find out the map’s creator was actually in the party. Yeah, awkward. So while I’ll be avoiding those festivities, I’m totally up for some captioning. Let’s recap last week’s answers and then dissect a brand new picture!

  • “All I’m saying is that the Halo MythBusters need to retest this one!” (SPOC)
  • “Steve had trouble differentiating Sex and Halo and as such reverted to his old bedroom tactic of just firing in random directions in hopes of hitting the right spot. Needless to say, it worked.” (Arby)
  • “Auto-aim? Why I’ve never heard of such a thing, sir!” (JLay)
  • “I didn’t know Cheney played Halo…” (Queen 0f Blades)
  • “Annie-043 was a good shot but a bit of a showoff.” (Anton P. Nym)
  • “BWU: Urk confirms the misplaced reticule from the Reach screenshot was not due to a glitch.” (NOKYARD)
  • “Mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head to watch me. She just never told me that she played Halo too.” (Spade)
  • “But you had something the others didn’t have, something nobody saw but me. Can you guess?” (Nuclear Pi)


I can guess. The answer is two flags! Oh wait, wrong screenshot. I guess we’re moving on to the next one a little earlier than anticipated. There are a plethora of ways you can go with this rather unique image so choose one (or ten) and phrase it in the form of a witty caption please. Off you go!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Sega iz Pro

67 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 79

  1. Dragnew says:

    Screw you, gravity.

  2. RoninX says:

    Red team marching band flag bearer for macey’s parrade

  3. HellCat says:

    Flag taken, flag taken.

    “there wasnt any headlight fluid and elbow grease but there was a sale on flags at the store, 2 for 1”

    • plazmamuffin says:

      You sire, win.

      • Divine Plan says:

        Damn it! I was about to suggest that XD

  4. liphttam1 says:

    John had it all, he had two flags and he was on a breakaway from the blue team. If only he had looked before he jumped.

  5. Gin says:

    After dual wielding came to be in Halo 2, Bungie had to up things a notch for Halo 3.

    • Wortwortwort says:

      WIN!

  6. “You thought flag running was annoying before, try listening to it twice as much”

    “In an attempt to shorten time spent in Multi-flag, bungie decided to add a second flag”

    “In a vein attempt to obtain recon, red did the impossible and grabbed two flags at once. Unfortunately he realized he was 5 month too late”

  7. Marksman says:

    ODST Steve’s long lost SPARTAN cousin had been revealed: FlagHog-1337.

    • Marksman says:

      Ahehe, hehe… Oh, I fail at captions… :(

  8. Double the fun! Double the pleasure!

  9. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    Your mom likes Halo just like she likes her sex, 2 poles in her face at once!

  10. OwlAsssassin says:

    Flag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost, flag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost, lag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost, flag taken, flag taken, flag lost, flag lost.
    AGHHHHHH!!!!!!

    • Marksman says:

      It’s as annoying to read as it is to hear. Thumbs, up? For accuracy?

  11. Crazy A 64 says:

    If only doubling up on everything was this much fun… what’s that? IT IS?! brb

  12. Pete Cooper says:

    Red proves once again why semaphore is a lost art circa-2552.

  13. JLay says:

    So that’s why those CTF games against MLG generals always seem to go so fast!

    ————–

    Red Team’s game plan worked well, because “Operation Double Penetration” was a resounding success.

  14. Scotty-Bob says:

    Camera Speed Fail
    Hyper Speed Win

  15. ReverendTiki says:

    Do you often grab the flag and think, “Man, I am running way too fast”, well thanks to our new double flag feature you can run at a snails crawl!

  16. Schoony says:

    Archived Spartan Photo, Codename: DaVinci flight trials.
    Double your pleasure
    Spartan ski poles
    Overcompensation: Your doing it wrong
    I can has another flag?
    Spartan flag girls
    MC always remembers to bring back enough souvenirs for eveyone
    First weapon horde, now flag horde?
    Mommy, look what I found!
    MC Thanksgiving day parade float

    Ok, they may not all be gems, but here are you ten Angel

  17. Spaz says:

    “Getting air: Check. Keeping air: Flap them flags like wings!”

  18. ComaToast says:

    Obvious hax is obvious.

    • ComaToast says:

      All your flags are belong to us!

  19. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    Ha ha Biatch I got 2 of your flags! Pwnd!

  20. InventiveArgument says:

    Bungie recently hosted a halo contest for the colour blind and unusually stubborn. This is their winner.

  21. Malechei says:

    There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance. This guy crossed it long ago.

  22. Mizzy says:

    I can’t wait to shake these babies and show em off.

    • Skeah says:

      (that’s what she said?)

  23. IcyTreats says:

    Dual wielding flags brings new meaning to the term ‘double beatdown’.

  24. soulofaqua says:

    Typical BS Angel, never satisfied with just one flag pole.

    • bs angel says:

      You know what I say, the more the merrier!

  25. pwkwsfi says:

    26th Century Red Bull gives you these instead.

    “Under the bridge downtown / I could not get enough” -RHCP

  26. NartFOpc says:

    Red had always wondered why he couldn’t just walk his teams flag back to base, and after a last second stop he just decided to do it.

  27. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    FLAGS TAKEN.

  28. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    Flag(s) Captured.

  29. PikminGod says:

    HAXORS!!1!!!!!!111

  30. VoltRabbit says:

    After a drawn out Game Stop reservation snafu, Red finally got compensated for his trouble and gleefully accepted their offer of two copies for the trouble.

  31. halcylon says:

    If you take the blue flag… I’ll show you…

    Wait… I mean…

    Bob? Why are there two blue flags? Did props get the order wrong?

    My mistake, this is incredibly embarrassing. Can I get you a water? Fresca? Scone?

  32. Zee-V70 says:

    “All I’m saying is this: if both of the flags are blue, they won’t know which one is really theirs! They’ll never see it coming!”

  33. ChestnutFirefly says:

    Bottle of blue clothes dye: $20
    Winning the match 6-nil: priceless

    Double fisting: CTF style

    It says magnum on that codpiece for a reason…

  34. petetheduck says:

    First Double EXP weekends, now Double Flag Fridays!

  35. Visitor at home says:

    After ingesting Covenant Space pickle juice, Red Spartan -knew- that he could finish the fight against gravity, and even get the two flags (which did not seem to be screaming) back.

    Crap, I know. But I’m british, and not good at humour.
    So sue me.

  36. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “When you buy Halo: Reach from Sam’s Club, you get a code that allows flag capturing IN BULK!! Pre-Order now!!”

    “I don’t care what the download code said. My Special Edition flag doesn’t really look any better than the normal flag.”

    “Yes, I’d like everyone to try my new game variant. It’s based on my Harry Potter fan fic and it’s called ‘Double Flag Slitheryn Extreme Quidditch’. The skull plays the role of the snitch!”

  37. The Flying Spartan says:

    Somewhere in America, a shopping mall is missing a pair of Veteran’s Day banners.

  38. Voicedwalnut says:

    Y play 1 flag ctf when u can play 1 sided 2 flag ctf

  39. The Real Dr Nog says:

    im dual wieldin my blue team flags, im gunna go an a beat down spree

  40. L337MA573R says:

    When Steve failed to find any Spartan Lasers, he was determined not to let his talents go to waste.

  41. Farreg says:

    I’m seeing double – 4 flags!

  42. NOKYARD says:

    Halo: Reach was so popular it eventually became an Olympic Sport. Unfortunately the sport was Rhythmic Gymnastics.

  43. NOKYARD says:

    Tired of losing due to the competition listening in on their communications, Red Team resorted to semaphore for their call-outs.

  44. Indeed Not says:

    Yes! Color Guard FINALLY paid off! And they said I was stupid for waving a flag around. Look who’s saving humanity now.

  45. Nathan says:

    Someone nerf the flags, they have way too much range in akimbo!

  46. Nuclear Pi says:

    Double Flag! – Triple Flag! – OVERFLAG! – Flagtacular!…

    While I’m Here – Flagionare?

  47. Morpheus300 says:

    Two for one on Flags! Sorry, Headlight Fluid is all out

    • Morpheus300 says:

      Last week really spoiled my weekend

  48. Rakolai says:

    “Wait, if that’s the blue flag next to me, then who’s flag am I holding?”

  49. Roaven says:

    Red might have miscalculated when he decided to use the blue flags to pole vault the gap.

  50. Malcis says:

    Before he jumped, Red decided it would be a good idea to take a spare with him in case the first one didn’t work.

  51. I CAN FL….OH SHIT!!!!

  52. Jim 028 says:

    Two Flags? Anything else he has two of?

  53. Glasses Guy says:

    Noobs, those over confident noobs…

  54. ProScreenlooker says:

    And I thought your mom was the only one capable of dual wielding flags

    The MLG flag glitches started to get out of hand

    Red team was so cocky that they brought 2 flags back, 1 to capture and the other for their pink spartan to pole dance

  55. Shirdel7221 says:

    Just when you had enough of repetitively hearing “Flag Stolen! Flag Dropped!” this happens.

    Please, for the love of god, don’t have Vaseline on these…

  56. Man, this is awesome. I hope I don’t get noobtubed.

  57. hongoasdf says:

    “This gives a whole new meaning to Multi-Flag CTF”

    “You defy the mathematical odds, programming codes and whatnot, and manage to steal not one, but TWO flags… and you had to ruin it by jumping off”

    “Someone tell this guy we’re playin’ Territories, not CTF”

    That’s it, I’m dry.

  58. Gunlat3M says:

    The game is Narrows CTF. There’s twenty seconds left with Blue team winning 2-1. Someone has to go clutch. As the Go For Launch RvB PSA dictates;

    “Wait a second… why couldn’t we do this before? We had two hands.”

    “Huh… I guess no one ever thought to try.”

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