Friday Caption Fun, Round 78
January 29, 2010 99 Comments
Last week we took a brief break from our normal pre-weekend festivities and messed around with Halo-themed motivational posters instead. It was quite entertaining but not everybody likes it when I change things up (waves at Crazy A 64!) so this week we resume our regular Friday programming. We have captioning on the agenda, but first we have to recap the rather witty responses from the previous screenshot of course.
- “Inspired by Avatar, the Sangheili attempted his own bonding ritual.” (Arby)
- “Although glad to be back as an adversary in Halo: Reach, Mr. Ascetic ultimately drew the short straw when it came time to visit the vehicle depot.” (Absolute Edge)
- “After seeing the UNSC’s seagull turret, the Covenant answered back with sniper pterodactyls!” (JLay)
- “FALCOR!!!!” (mendicantbias00)
- “Players the world over rushed to get their clip for Anoj’s next Top 10 video: Top 10 Best Sniper Ricochet No-Scopes while riding a bird.” (NartFOpc)
- “What? They were all out of speeder bikes.” (The Flying Spartan)
- “They see me flyin’, they hatin’. With Banshees they tryin’ to catch me flyin’ birdies! Tryin’ to catch me flyin’ birdies! Tryin to catch me flyin’ birdies!” (soulofaqua)
If you managed to read the last quote without singing the appropriate ditty, I must insist you go back and do it the correct way. It’s ok, we’ll wait. All done? Then it’s time to try our collective hand at captioning a brand new Halo 3 screenshot. This image is every bit as unique as the last one, just in a completely different way so I now leave you with the task of coming up with an entertaining and relevant quip. Off you go!
Author: Unknown
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
See, I do have eyes in the back of my head.
No scope to a new level: No look
Halo on steroids! Massively advanced reflexes!
“Heeeeeeee Got aaaaaaaaa No-Look”
Mr. Nuclear Pi I believe you win.
he just edited mine
…And I just go the reference.
Kudos.
Steve had trouble differentiating Sex and Halo and as such reverted to his old bedroom tactic of just firing in random directions in hopes of hitting the right spot. Needless to say, it worked.
Breaking your mic to stop hearing noobs -$20. Showing them up and hearing them whine on your speaker, priceless.
Dammit woman – I told you not to sneak up on me like that!
Wow.
I AM a beast.
To whom it may concern. I regret to inform you, with all formalities and sincerities, you have failed at sneaking. Your attempt at an assassination has come to an unfortunate end. In all connotations of the word, you have been PWNED.
Yours sincerely,
Owl Assassin
Angel’s bad day.
Only if he was that good in bed…
Auto-aim? Why I’ve never heard of such a thing, sir!
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Red vs. Blue new season preview – the ghost of Annie Oakley haunts the Pit.
Spiderman finally answers his age-old question; how do I shot web?
Step Four: squeeze trigger…where is the trigger? Oh, there it is!
“Hey guys, I was watching Army of Darkness and Bruce Campbell puts his shottie up on his shoulder like this and”… BAMMM…”he kill a zomb..HOLY CRAP! I’m as cool as Ash!”
“I didn’t know Cheney played Halo…”
Ugh, I know it’s pretty awful but I couldn’t come up with anything else. Commence the thumbing of the downward direction.
I thought it was good. Maybe we have similarly awful sense of humors…
“Seems I have a bullet lodged in here. Let me blow it out.”
What you don’t see is that Steve is behind that yellow wall making the actual shot.
YOU RUINED IT!
WAAAAAAAAAAH
Here we see the adaptation of the GRAW guncam in halo form.
Now where is the safety on this thing?
Wait the blue guy said there is more characters on this rifle, I don’t see anything.
Irony: The Red soldier used a weapon that the Blue develop the kill the reds. Funny: What does this button do?
OK point, aim and fire! WTF ! Nothing happened?!
No I didn’t accidentally shoot him when I sneezed, I’m just really really good.
If anyone could do that, it would be you Nart :)
“Sarge, my gun’s jammed!”
(or)
Annie-043 was a good shot but a bit of a showoff.
— Steve
edgar allan pwned!
AH! A BAT! GET IT! GET IT!!!
Seriously, what I see in this is Red screaming and running away from Blue, firing wildly.
$100 says you will NEVER manage that again.
I guess this is the new Assassination move Bungie was talking about. The Stealth-Snipe-Back-Smack-Attack. Powerful stuff.
Red thought that playing other shooters like Gears of War would make him a better Halo player. Turns out he was right.
“Unfortunately, Halo Reach decided to borrow a little to much from the movies while making its multiplayer.”
“Just offscreen: A mirror”
I merely have a well polished silver teapot in front of me
“All I’m saying is that the Halo Myth Busters need to retest this one!”
See!! Its easy to be a Halo Matrix League Gaming pro. All you need to do is wait in this living room and try and bend a spoon. With your mind.
“hey a lollypo-“BAM!!!
“Wow it really does have a bible code on it…”
Spartan-013, suffering from a head cold, wipes his nose on his armored sleeve and forgot his finger was still on the trigger.
My hearts Beating, My Hearts Beating, Meh hands are shaking, meh hands are shaking, but IM STILL SHOOTING and Im Still getting them headshots, like BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM
Oh, Doug.
“Why can’t I hit anything? I think this sniper is broken….”
When Gears of War meets Call of Duty
“Finally! After trying so many times, we’ve finally staged the ultimate snipe! You did put are names on it didn’t you?”
“Well…”
This is for last weeks : NAAAAAAZGUUUUUUUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Okay, so to do the new assassination mechanic, all you do is hold B, pull the trigger, and….. OH SHIT!!!!!”
SPNKR instructions: ATTENTION Hold like this (with figure holding correct way.) I guess it doesn’t just apply to the rockets.
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BOOM! headshot!
Blue was furious when the latest Halo 3 patch allowed average players to be even more like MLG pros.
You may think this was a good shot, but he had three other guys lined up in front of him.
Someone finally managed to use Angel’s backstabbing skills for good.
No one shoots like Gaston, makes those beauts like Gaston, then go tromping around wearing boots like Gaston!…
BWU: Urk confirms the misplaced reticule from the Reach screen shot was not due to a glitch.
Fanboys. Everybody’s problem.
After Carl’s third straight suicide attempt failed, Ron decided to give him a pistol to try again.
If the fall doesn’t kill you, the batshit insane Matrix reject will.
I shot by accident. I hear lots of guys have that problem…
Halo Mythbusters: Can the ghost of the Pit really shoot backwards?
Confirmed
I think the safety is on…
You’re doing it wrong.
You guys complain about not being able to hit Elites and you’re hitting Spartans behind you? That’s just damn hypocritical.
“That was all 100% pure skill.”
(bs will get it)
So when Kelly told me she was pregnant, I hit her in the stomach with the butt of my sniper rifle, and wha-la, problem solved! Oh shit, it wasn’t supposed to go off!!
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! BOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!
Noone saw THAT coming. Literally.
What would have happened if Carmine had been a Spartan in Gears of War.
Wait, does this trigger make the g-Oh shit!
Got ’em.
Astro gaming headset FTW!!!
And i still have no idea what this little switchy thingy does…
When Bob discovered that the Halo weapons had little easter egg logos on them, he became paranoid that every weapon had one. he also forgot that the safety should be turned on when pointing a gun near your face.
As a matter of fact yes, I did room with a Jackal in college. Why?
KARATE CHOP! Oh hey, would you look at that, I killed somebody.
If your amazed at this, you should see him duck hunting!!
Oh hang on, there’s some dust in here… (blows on gun) …ah, there we go, blue guy… blue guy?
Whats the red button do?
In reference to the old screen shot.
“I finally got my Epic Mount!!!”
Grif – “Nice Shot, Sarge. You bagged another Blue Guy!”
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Mirror, Mirror on the w… One second… *BANG*
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Blue Guy – “That is not physically possible”
Blue team is just terrible at the zip-line.
Turn the safety on! Turn the safety on!
Oops.
Hmm. it says: Safety. What the heck is a safety?
In one ear and out the other!
BOO!!!
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The stealth camo wore off just as Angel pulled the trigger, effectively ruining Blue’s kill streak for that round.
All of a sudden, having a faulty rifle didn’t seem so bad anymore.
After defeating the final boss, Link was finally feed up with Navi’s constant pleas for attention.
HAH! If you scramble the letters on here, it says WANG!
“He got a no-scope, no scope was involved!”
Is it a spider?
“oh man…. where is the night vision button on this thing?”
-or-
perpetually confused about how the scope worked with that odd lens, the red spartain unfourtuanatly forgot about the saftey
When red and blue try to do Gears of War’s over the shoulder perspective.
Desperately attempting to swat the purple flying dolphins, Schizo Red accidentally saved the day.
It looks like an awesome no-scope, but it’s actually a failed suicide attempt.
With the implementation of the assassination mode in Reach, players were forced to find a way to counter it.
And everyone made fun of me when I bought my rearview glasses.
And I did that without a single drop of rum.
Mom told me she had eyes in the back of her head to watch me.
She just never told me that she played Halo too.
… wha… What are you talking about? Cheating? Generals don’t cheat…
But you had something the others didn’t have, something nobody saw but me. Can you guess?
Luck.
New cover system = blind headshots
“This doesn’t seem physically possible!”
And whats even more impressing is that he assassinated some other dude at the same time.
Red Spartan: “Ok, So this is the Magazine, This is the cocking handle and this is the…”
*BOOM*
Red Spartan: “OOPS!”
Blue: Shit dude, that almost hit me!!