Keeping It Clean in the Bedroom
January 28, 2010 37 Comments
My kitchen is spotless, my bathroom is germ-free, and there isn’t a speck of dust upon any of my shelves. My bedroom however is a completely different story as dirty reigns supreme, and that’s exactly why this Halo 3: ODST-themed blanket would be a delightfully ironic complement to an otherwise deliciously salacious setting. Made by the Superintendent-obsessed Grace as a gift for her equally enthusiastic fiancé, I just hope this isn’t a hidden message about boundaries in the bedroom. While you’re more than welcome to follow the well-intended Keep It Clean advice, it’s worth noting it’s so much more fun when you don’t.
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That is awesome. I want one.
Does the other side have a sad Superintendent for when things get… “Messy”? O_o
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More of an angry face for getting him dirty…
What if i want to go dirty?
This is much better than the shitty plain blanket i bought yesterday…. If i find out who this talented woman is then maybe i can acquire the blanket through non “keeping it clean” techniques. Oh i know what the ladies like
She has a fiancé, my good man!
Yeah. i wasnt serious. i was joking. i like keeping it clean
What, like armor plating, grinding treads, and superior firepower?
No. Money. They like money.
A long barrel…
…and something along the lines of “Action Sack”.
That is so cool! I definitely would get one
If i was to buy that, I’d probably take it out of the room when things got messy. You know, to protect it. Looks like it shows wet.
Angel is so dirty….
I like. :D
I want that, that’s so cool. I just got a new mattress and sheets to replace the ones I had for the last 13 years. And that would match the color of my room pretty well.
DO WANT.
If nothing else, it will be quite appropriate for the spare bedroom for those rare occasions I may find myself “in the doghouse”.
Activate the blacklight to reveal the hypocrisy!
It’s probably going to end up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting.
Yes, I want one also.
Must have. But I don’t think the SI would be too happy with the things that go on. Maybe I’ll have the decency to leave him on the floor.
Even better, during the most intimate times how hilarious would it be if it spoke, “remain calm!” and “obey posted speed limits!” XD
Please keep it clean XD
please put the junk in the provided bin lol
( think about the last one if you must)
Bungie should make those and sell ’em in their store. I know I’d buy one! :D
I have to buy that. NOW.
My bedroom is always messy. I want that blanket though. It may remind me to keep things cleaner in there than they normally are. Or it may just end up being crumpled up at the foot of the bed and join the rest of the room’s messyness.
/the most innocent comment here
;)
Awesome.
I would buy this in a heartbeat lol
C’mon people, you know during business time he does this: d[^_^]T
Or the one where he’s winking
Exactly, RevTiki. The Super is a groovy guy.
Wouldn’t it be creepy, when things got hot and heavy, there’s jst this big pair of eyes staring at you?
*shudders*
That’s fk’in hilarious!
I need to get me one of these!
XD
NO PUBLIC ACCESS!
Hahaha
Potential for sexual references.
public…
;O
I read that as pubic access fyi.
So did I…
That was the joke.
:O
Do want.
That’s SO much better than the quilt I got from grandma!
Wow what a huge F.U. to your grandma who prolly spent weeks making that for you you ungrateful dick.
JUST KIDDING
I’d take that over anything my grandma could make too.
lol tuche my good man. for this current time grandma can give it to the lonely step-child…then I take it from the bastard.
I’d say something like “NO OVERNIGHT PARKING”, but every one already took the gems. That looks like a cozy, smooth bedspread, if i do say so myself.
Dude i envy you