Chronicles of ODS Steve: Two Face (#58)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

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27 Responses to Chronicles of ODS Steve: Two Face (#58)

  1. Potassium Possum says:

    Skulls have no eyes, and so, you’re blind. See how that works?

    • They also don’t have ears, brains or even skin…..

      • Glasses Guy says:

        Or brains.

        • Obnoxious says:

          And even brains

  2. Dragnew says:

    Badassery is far more important than Visibility. Duh.

  3. liphttam1 says:

    Should have made the skull out of the stuff sunglasses are made from so he could still see.

    • you mean Plastic? or glass in expensive ones…

      • Socket says:

        lol. blimey…

        Blimey Harry, ne’er tho’ o’ tha’!

        I think hagrid says that…

        • Wortwortwort says:

          WTF!!!??

        • Harry Potter…duh.

  4. Noodle says:

    Wicked Reach reference. I LoL’d in the middle of class and people stared at me funny.
    xD
    I always wondered how Emile would see through that thing.

    • Typhoongale says:

      If you look closely at Emil’s visor, you’ll first notice that it is a SPI variant helmet AND that the places where his eyes should be looking through are the same places where the eyes of the skull are. Hence, since he didn’t carve those areas, he could see just fine…

      Unless his vision is blocked by his enormous codpiece.

    • Marksman says:

      I always wondered what he carved it with. His knife thing? Also, the visor is just painted gold if you carve it and it turns grey.

      “2552 Budget cuts:
      Spartans visor are now painted onto helmets.
      Assault Rifles have been forced to shoot buttered popcorn.
      ODST’s will now wear Plastic armour, in place of regulation metal…”

  5. Doodle says:

    Hm…
    *picks up knife*
    *ten minutes and twenty bandages later*
    Well, that didn’t work out as well as I thought.

    • xLAS3RP01Nt3Rx says:

      Yeah, its better to scratch it onto a helmet, not your face.

      • staticrift says:

        Or to get an awesome face tattoo.

        • Marksman says:

          Eye tattoos. It’s the new thing.

  6. Cardo says:

    Good thing that pink helljumper didn’t ask for a more ‘bad ass’ CODPIECE.

    • robert says:

      metalocalypse refence?

      • Cardo says:

        McBloggy refence, I mean reference … just a coincidence, I guess.

        I’m more of a SquidBillies kinda guy anyways.

  7. Copper says:

    for some reason the first thing tht comes to my mind wen i see tht i think of the game army of two cause of tht one dudes armor…
    hey DeepCee did u got tht idea from the game?

    • DeepCee says:

      Nope. It was actually Reach that gave me the idea :)

      • Copper says:

        speakin of halo reach i saw the trailor am so gettin tht game i was a fan of halo since i was a kid!!!!halo was the first game i got for my XBOX wen i was a kid i love every thing tht has to do with the game

  8. Copper says:

    This is wat i mean –> http://temporaldays.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/army_of_two_01_1600x1200.jpg

    By the way this game is badass and a new 1 is barly comin out!!!!
    I advise all to get it kk :)

  9. Elitearbiter says:

    Is it just me or do these troopers upgrade to whatever new style newer games bring out?

    • DeepCee says:

      They are quite a fashion conscious bunch.

  10. mastersync23 says:

    Why not give him racing stripes?

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