Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

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16 Responses to Zero Punctuation: Darksiders

  1. Kato says:

    Alas, I’m just a Hotwheels Car with Legs.

  2. NartFOpc says:

    Hey, its actually embedded now! That was one of the funnier episodes he’s done recently, although I’ve heard some positive reviews for darksiders.

    • xLAS3RP01Nt3Rx says:

      Yeah I was laughing pretty hard at this one.

      And this game seems to rip off all the classic awesome games.
      Portal, God of War, Zelda.
      Now all they need to copy is MW2’s amazing networking and spawning and put it into a multiplayer and they’d be done.
      NO! DON’T DO THAT!

      • DuracellDurrell says:

        to post one here (that’s NartFOpc FYI) it certainly was one of the funnier ones i have watched in a while, but siding with post 2 buddy(xblahblah34blahx) the game got good reviews because it it a cesspool of gameplay features from other games that did great.

        as for the spawning mechanism? do you mean the the system that places you in front of an enemy’s gun so that you don’t even notice you are re spawning AGAIN unless you were watching the respawn counter reach zero and jump right back up to 15 seconds?

        • xLAS3RP01Nt3Rx says:

          I didn’t understand that first bit so well(except for mashing together awesomeness), and yes, that spawning system.
          Its just brilliant, isn’t it?

  3. ComaToast says:

    Yeah, a game has to be perfect for him to even think about giving it a good review, that’s why he says he’ll cut out his eye with scissors or whatever if it’s good cos he doesn’t think he’ll ever like a game that much, cos he only liked Portal and Thief :D

  4. IcyTreats says:

    Hey, I like W40k :(

  5. Got the rights to embed? Or is that something new they added on the Escapist?

    • bs angel says:

      The Escapist allows embedding, my website simply doesn’t support the flash. I’ve started using an in between service that, for whatever reason, has allowed it to function on here. :)

  6. deora says:

    ooh bad move darksiders… any game that reminds him of portal is immidatly doomed.

    because he hates anything that reminds him or portal and isnt perfect

    • xLAS3RP01Nt3Rx says:

      Yeah.
      Very bad move.

      So I bet as soon as he found that he was going to write a rather harsh review.

      Well, it was funny, at least.

  7. DethPwn says:

    Still can’t fullscreen…

  8. BUfels says:

    I am squirting machismo out of my nipples here! I am a monster truck that walks like a man!

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