Friday Caption Fun, Round 77

O Red Ring of Death, Red Ring of Death, wherefore art thou Red Ring of Death? Oh wait, I know where you are. It’s pretty hard to miss you when you’re flashing on one of my Xbox 360s. While I go mail myself an appropriately-adorned condolence card, you can look over Halo 3’s brain-flavored double experience playlist of the week. Then feel free to poke around last week’s responses and try your hand at captioning another screenshot. Just don’t slip on my tears. They’re kinda everywhere right now.

• “Damn, the pharmacist wasn’t kiddin’ … these Magnums are huge.” (Cardo)
• “Being the last Spartan in line for costumes, Mr. Security got stuck with going as candy corn this year.” (Skelbrute)
• “This Spartan was tired of being assumed to be a man, so she looked for something to emphasize her girlish figure; unfortunately, this is the best she could find.” (General Vagueness)
• “This was not the kind of silly-cone implant I had in mind!” (Gi85on)
• “Somebody got killed by a traffic cone and got Recon armor. Let’s see what happens when I kill somebody AS a traffic cone!” (shadowsquid86)
• “While I liked Halo “Risk”, this new version of Halo “Sorry” just wasn’t that fun.” (ZZoMBiE13)
• “Blue had an almost perfect plan to win “scariest costume” at the annual Halloween party. He however forgot one thing, Dare was invited…” (Uccxxxv)
• “Cone’d.” (Visitor at home)

Getting cone’d is a fact of life for many of us unfortunately. I don’t think the Elite in this next screenshot can say the same though (unless one of those traffic-diverting markers manages to score some serious air). I do believe this Sangheili is waiting for a witty statement though and last time I checked it wasn’t all that patient so hurry up and caption already! It’s not like I”m asking you to play SWAT against it or something, jeez.

Author: Tuffeli