Friday Caption Fun, Round 75

Halo 3 ScreenshotWhether you ushered in the new year with a rowdy party or enjoyed a quiet evening at home by yourself, hopefully you are properly recovered because this weekend’s Grifball Double EXP playlist promises good times. Maybe you’ll play that or perhaps you’ll try one of the new titles adorning your shelf from the holidays, but either way I hope you’ll join me in captioning a new screenshot. Only after we recap last week’s responses though of course!

  • “Meanwhile, back in Tayari Plaza, the surviving workers attempt to avert their gaze as Dare removes her helmet.” (Absolute Edge)
  • “All the Single Ladies!” (sidewaysimpreza)
  • “It appears the Jets and the Sharks have joined forces against the Covenant.” (mendicantbias00)
  • “It’s fun to stay at the YMCA…” (Louis Wu)
  • “The Flood began infecting humans to the sound of Thriller.” (Surrender)
  • “Oh god, that’s what a shizno looks like!” (Monkey_lord)
  • “After seeing Mr Recon’s bent barrel, they reacted as all men would. With sympathy pain.” (Gnome)
  • “Everyone figured out at the exact same time what the girls were using the cup for.” (JLay)

I can always count on all of you to work in a shock site reference on a seemingly innocent screenshot. You make me so proud! I’ll know you’ll make me proud with this next image too. I was thinking, since it’s a new year, that we should start it off with a bang. Literally. So take a gander and then caption away!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Unknown

86 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 75

  1. Black Theorem says:

    3… 2… 1…



  2. rowboat 000 says:

    Well, you caught me as I’m getting home from the bar. Happy New Year, everybody. I can’t comment on the picture at the moment. I’m sure I’ll come up with something witty as soon as the hangover wears off. Until then, “Om Nom Nom”

    • Das Kalk says:

      i just finished vomiting about 4 times and having blood spots and swollen eyes. HORRAY!

      So worth it. SO SO worth it.

      • Marksman says:

        Urgh, I just couldn’t remember the 2 mile walk home and couldn’t make out peoples faces. You got seriously messed up.

  3. Poopie McGhee says:

    This Bukake is shaping up to be one hell of a party…

  4. Arby says:

    The young group of horny teenagers were busy ogling at the Female Spartan standing above them that they did not notice her little surprise.

  5. Cleansing Aura says:

    The Squad were beginning to regret giving rookie his own grenade belt for Christmas.

    “That’s the last time I let the Chief sell me fireworks….”

    Due to budget cuts Delta squad were forced to scale down their annual fireworks and hold the display inside their own base, as they couldn’t afford a venue. How this got health and safety approval, we will never know.

    “Dammit – the one of the baubles has fallen off the tree aga-” BOOM.

    “I told you using frags as tree decorations was a bad idea.”

  6. ViVo 444 says:

    Bungie tried to add the ”holy handgranade” from Worms. Sadly they had to remove it becouse when someone throwed it, everyone though it was Jesus #2/3/4/5/6, etc

    Cold Storage gets some payback on those who didn´t play Halo : CE

  7. MrFibbi says:


    unless you don’t get it, it’s a finding nemo reference

  8. /cues Hallelujah Chorus

  9. FinAeros says:

    The Spartans should have known better than to trust an Elite’s “New Year’s Mosh Pit” tradition.

  10. soulofaqua says:

    “I need to commandeer your vessel to sector 12, who’s in charge here?”
    “The grenaaaade, the grenade is our master, the grenade chooses who will stay and who will go.”

    • soulofaqua says:

      Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

      • Please tell me that’s from Finding Nemo. :)

    • win =)

    • ALTEX says:

      any further entries are irrelevant. this is a winner.

  11. Pete Cooper says:

    The Spartans’ game of hot potato had just gone horribly wrong.

  12. It’s a good think Zoey had a pipebomb, or she may never have escaped the horde.

    • DuracellDurrell says:

      as the spartans prepared to move on to the next plane of existence, they failed to realize the pain that their space cult mass suicide would incur.

  13. Here’s one of the advantages to wearing Mark VI armor to a Spartan wedding. When the bride’s ‘bouquet’ gets tossed, it’s honestly not that big of a deal.

  14. Mr Viper says:

    “We said pin the TAIL on the donkey, not take the PIN OUT THE FREAKIN’ GRENADE!”

  15. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…Banshee? Ah never mind, it’s just a-*BOOM*

  16. Mizzy says:

    When Dare asked the Spartans to watch the Ball drop at her place, they didn’t expect it would involve her dropping her pants.

  17. OwlAssassin says:

    I find starting the New Year with a Killamanjaro makes everything go with a bang.

  18. t0rm3n7 says:

    It’s so Beautiful… *tears stream down faces*

  19. Anton P. Nym says:

    CHORUS: Oooooh, crap…

    — Steve

  20. Sarge Tomzilla says:

    All in all, Dare’s prank at the Christmas Party to get back at everyone saying she had a horse’s face went a little too far…

  21. Rakolai says:

    “The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch…it really does exist!”


    While his companions were entranced by the falling grenade, ODST Spartan seemed to be more interested in what was going on off screen.

    • Visitor at home says:

      3 sir.
      3…Oh bugger it!

      • E X Z A says:

        Wasn’t it:

        1… 2… 5!
        3 sire.

  22. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    I dont think that was supposed to happen!

  23. Grif says:

    I’ve got it! I’ve got it!

  24. borrowedchief says:

    How many Spartans does it take to change a …. Wait that’s not a light bulb!!!

  25. How many Spartans does it take to catch a live grenade? Seven. Duh.

  26. “And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, “O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” “

  27. Mr Poe says:


  28. Monkey_lord says:

    Hey guys, why does this ball sizzle?

    • You should get that checked, brah.

  29. Panncakez says:

    “My… Precious!”

    • ZZoMBiE13 says:

      lol, nice

  30. NiTrOuS 343 says:

    Hot Grenad-o – A favorite pastime of battle hardened Spartans everywhere.

  31. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    Outnumbered and out of ammo, Omega squad prays for weaponry… Holy Cow, it worked!!!

  32. General Vagueness says:

    I don’t like these answers being cut off and ending with *BOOM*, it’s almost as bad that Candlejack meme, I refuse to put up wi

  33. DragonFire5380 says:

    The last… melon…

  34. Captain Spark says:

    Do we have Host Advantage?

  35. Lovemuffin says:

    Hey guys, are you sure this is how we go on the Great Journey?

  36. tobias grey says:

    The Spartans were very shocked to see the result of the Elite saying, “Simon says look up.”

  37. InventiveArgument says:

    Disco balls are so last year.

  38. Someone says:

    Holy hand grenade!

  39. Kamikaze8 says:

    Little did the Spartans know that this wasnt what Sarge had in mind when he told them to celebrate the new year by watching the ball drop.

  40. voicedwalnut says:

    while their fireworks were a bust they thought that they could still end the year with a bang

  41. the blue shoe says:

    Just another frag doll Friday!

    • the blue shoe says:

      Yes, it’s a Bangles / Gaming reference… lol

      • Visitor at home says:


  42. The Flying Spartan says:

    You don’t get any reward for catching this one on your faceplate.


    After this finding Waldo will be easy.

  43. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    “BAM!” Said the Lady.

    • suicidalkanoka says:

      And here we see the Spartan nest. Watch as the mother feeds the birds their peculiar diet.

  44. L337MA573R says:

    Complaints Section: Please Take a Numbered Pin.

  45. Hedgemony says:

    “Um, guys? Are you sure that’s a Piñata?”

    “If we all keep blowing it’ll get to the ceiling, I promise.”

  46. Surrender says:

    “I don’t know why everyone’s so worried – Look, I didn’t throw the pin away!”

  47. Cailus says:

    Hail the Frag Grenade…Hail…

    When the UNSC received word that there were gay Spartans, they reacted mercilessly.

  48. Marksman says:

    Hey look, a cat!

    NB/ I hope this hasn’t been said, but I literally scrolled to the bottom to post without looking.

    • Marksman says:

      Ooops, I didn’t see the grenade there. I retract my post.

  49. Shurmanator says:


  50. Babbott says:

    Its a Spider!

  51. ComaToast says:

    “I have the grenade, I wield the power infinite. You will look upon me as if I were a God.”
    “It’s more beautiful than I could have possibly imagined.”

    Red vs. Blue reference for those of us who don’t know :), cos I love me that RvB. Replace grenade with the word flag, and it’s the zealot that says it.

  52. WT_Snaks says:

    And so, all of these Spartans wait to find out what’s inside a wonder ball.

  53. the_eNeME says:

    It’s a ‘shop. I can tell from some of the pixels and from… that huge fucking line down the middle.

  54. pwkwsfi says:

    “seven Spartans ‘sploding. six geese a-laying . . .”

  55. Oddsock says:

    Ha! It’s about time we knocked it off the shelf!

  56. Mr Maliwop says:

    Look out below!

  57. Seaesdben says:

    spartans have a different way of dropping the new years ball

  58. Aklangi says:

    Somebody get a grav lift; QUICKLY!

  59. Indeed Not says:

    The young Spartans look up to find that their mother has brought them breakfast.

    Cheep cheep!

    • Indeed Not says:

      Minus “cheep cheep!”. Never type anything without adequate sleep.

  60. Will Pwn 4 Food says:

    Popcorn-you’re doing it wrong

  61. Amaterasu says:

    “That was the worst throw… ever!!”

  62. INCOMING!!!!


    ok, which of you pansies throws like a girl?



  63. Gnome says:

    The latest reaction video to two spartans and one codpiece had a very explosive ending.

    Narrator: The mother spartan than regurgitates the food for its young, and as long as it doesn’t bring back the dreaded pineapple its young will survive to adulthood.

  64. XMixMasterX says:


  65. Seenoht says:

    That’s no moon…

    • Marksman says:

      WIN! +100000 points and a thousand internets for you.

  66. The Real Dr Nog says:

    the spartans thought the holy hand gernade was a fake, but they soon learn ed otherwise

    (monty python and the holy grail reference)

  67. Waffle Deluxe says:

    That’s funny… it looks like its getting bigger.

  68. lskcrcrjvsa says:

    7 Spartans, 1 Grenade. You don’t want to see what’s gonna come out of the ‘nade.

  69. FTTinc says:

    ODST: Sorry fellas. That one was mine…

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