Happy Holidays! (The HMB Version)

ho ho ho!
Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: SiiXTy FoUR

28 Responses to Happy Holidays! (The HMB Version)

  1. triptup says:

    i should have guessed. Im sure a baked alaska in the shape of a penis would be your prefered dessert on this holiday as well ;)

    • IcyTreats says:

      Or penis-shaped gingerbread cookies. They’re awesome.

      • bs angel says:

        I’d eat both. NOM NOM NOM.

      • Marksman says:

        Ironic, at the end of the year @ school the Cooking class made gingerbread. One of my friends took a bone-shaped one, and nibbled the end into the shape of a penis, pee-hole and all. She then drew veins on it with a pen.

        But she didn’t eat it, so…

  2. Context Origin says:

    Wow…

  3. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    Never saw this coming, honestly :D Needs more spike grenades, if you know what I mean.

  4. NartFOpc says:

    Those spike grenades look a little wiry. Should probably use some softening shampoo.

    • Marksman says:

      You shampoo your ball-pubes???

  5. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    You had me at “Holiday”.

    • ViVo 444 says:

      U hadz Me @ ”Happy

      • Aklangi says:

        Had me at “Hawty”

  6. Look like it needs a bigger penis hat. I recommend the Magnum-X Santa Clause Edition. Tres Chique.

  7. Of course. XD

  8. Doc says:

    all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it’s easy to do, just follow these steps

    1: cut a hole in a box
    2: put your junk in that box
    3: make her open the box

    • Wortwortwort says:

      She’ll probably say its not in her size… XD

      • bs angel says:

        I’m pretty sure the phrase one size fits all is applicable here.

  9. Merry Christmas Angel!

    • bs angel says:

      You too ResilientMonkey!! Hope you and the girls are enjoying the festivities. <3

  10. TJ says:

    Well, it’s official. I can no longer safely visit this blog with company over… Oh, well..

    Merry Christmas!

    • bs angel says:

      Scroll to the clean version, hurry!!

  11. Poopie McGhee says:

    Merry Christmas… What did you Get/Give for Chri… O.o
    Nevermind…

  12. Mr Viper says:

    I think this picture respresents the main aim of this website – games and shlongs. Not that I’m complaining, though.

    • Marksman says:

      Well, yeah, but watch where that “aim” is pointed.

      Take from that what you will.

  13. Its Fun Time says:

    Hmm… Must be gettin’ pretty cold.

  14. Cardo says:

    “It’s so veiny!” – Waiting

  15. Glasses Guy says:

    Needs pubic hair.

  16. L337MA573R says:

    I’m pretty ashamed of myself for not anticipating this.

  17. DethPwn says:

    …Har har har!

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