Hey, You Forgot the Power Glove!

Wearing gloves during lengthy gaming sessions helps you keep a nice, firm grip on your controller while also combating the development of unsightly blisters so I’m thinking this craigslist user may be on to something. Requesting a casual hand and blow job encounter, the only requirement beyond being of the female persuasion is sporting a Nintendo Power Glove. Heck, I’m game. I wouldn’t even have to wash my hands afterwards! :books flight to Montreal:

Power Glove Handjob

Source [Geekologie]

33 Responses to Hey, You Forgot the Power Glove!

  1. master kchief says:

    if only i had a power glove laying around…

  2. ReverendTiki says:

    haha NO NERDS!!! i would figure with a request like that he’d be happy with anyone responding.

  3. StuntDouble2483 says:

    No nerds? LOL.

  4. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    Yes, because someone who owns a power glove is OBVIOUSLY not a nerd. *rolls eyes*
    *cough*getalife*cough*
    :)

  5. jack says:

    I use to have one about 20 years ago wish i kept it

  6. agdtinman says:

    At what point will you have to age-gate your website?

    2 Day Trial – $1.00
    Monthly – $24.95
    1 Year – $7.50/month (Billed in one payment of $89.95)

    ALL TRANSACTIONS ARE 100% DISCREET & SECURE
    (Will show up on your statement as “24-7 Gamerz Inc”)

  7. Glasses Guy says:

    Wow. At least we have lives. *Starts playing halo and drinking Mt.Dew.

  8. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    I was not ready for that…..

  9. Rhamsey says:

    No nerds? really?

  10. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    I had to post that on my fb page….

  11. the blue shoe says:

    Bwaaaaaagha!

  12. Gnome says:

    Nothing is hotter than a woman who knows her way around a gaming rig complete with a “Joystick” I guess.

  13. IcyTreats says:

    Power Glove handjob. That’s just weird.

    Now a normal handjob, on the other hand..^^

  14. Kato says:

    Well, at least in this case the Power Glove would be useful for something. ZING!

    Damn, that joke would have been a lot funnier about 20 years ago.

  15. Kato says:

    Also, are you making a Freddy’s Dead reference?

  16. HellCat says:

    Huh, y dont we use power gloves now? im sure some very “interactive” games could be made

  17. pwkwsfi says:

    This guy should just skip the ad and find the R.O.B. peripheral.

  18. BSlaughts says:

    hahaha i dont even know what to say lol

  19. Marksman says:

    Ahem,
    Angel, Angel, Angel…
    It says “PPS. No NERDS!”
    You’re not going to Montreal.

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