Friday Caption Fun, Round 74

Halo 3 ScreenshotI was all ready to tell you about this weekend’s Mythic Brawl Double Experience playlist except I just finished listening to Lone Wolf (the newly released audio file for Halo: Reach) and now my brain is a useless pile of mush. As a courtesy I won’t even mention the current state of my pants. So let’s forgo the chit chat and listen to the song again. Caption, I meant caption! Oh forget it, here’s last week’s responses already. :reaches for the play button:

  • “Don’t laugh! My mom says we are all special in our own way!” (mendicantbias00)
  • “Yes, I did it myself. I needed an excuse for all the missed shots!” (Louis Wu)
  • “Purple was so excited about a surprise new custom weapon from ODST to be put into multiplayer, but was thoroughly saddened when it happened to be Romeo’s sniper.” (Oddsock)
  • “Look on the bright side: if you’re lucky, it can hit that “spot” easier.” (L337MA573R)
  • “If Picasso designed weapons” (Gnome)
  • “After reading “Excalibur”, Purple thought he’d try a “Sniper in the Stone” approach to weapon placement. Results were not as fruitful as he’d hoped they’d be.” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “I’m leaving the Rookie bad feedback on Ebay. Jerk.” (SonofMacPhisto)
  • “Blame Stosh.” (Ny Hitman 0401)


That Stosh. It’s always his fault, isn’t it? I don’t even know what’s going on in the following screenshot but I wouldn’t be surprised if he had something to do with this too. While I know where the blame lies, I know little else so why don’t you fill me in, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Mahcks

117 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 74

  1. HellCat says:

    Mr Anderson so good to see you.
    It either reminds me or The matrix or charlies angels

  2. Shirdel7221 says:

    “Psst, Jimmy, you sure this will stop the Hunters from shooting us?” “Put it this way, wrost case scenario is that they dance with us.”

  3. voicedwalnut says:

    the engineer dance party ended badly with the covenant invading

  4. Absolute Edge says:

    Meanwhile, back in Tayari Plaza, the surviving workers attempt to avert their gaze as Dare removes her helmet.

  5. OwlAssassin says:

    Pwning Brutes. Through the medium of DANCE!!

  6. WolfKing4 says:

    aww which one of you farted.

  7. sidewaysimpreza says:

    “All the Single Ladies”

    • DethPwn says:

      Epic win!!!

  8. mendicantbias00 says:

    It appears the Jets and the Sharks have joined forces against the Covenant.

    • DethPwn says:

      EPICER WIN!!!

  9. Louis Wu says:

    It’s fun to stay at the YMCA…

    • Anton P. Nym says:

      Drat, I forgot I’m not the only musical dinosaur here… *shakes fist at Louis*

      — Steve

      • MGH1138 says:

        I know right. I was just about to make the same joke.

  10. Cleansing Aura says:

    Oooh you UGLY!

  11. Don A K Bab says:

    “Your bullets cannot harm me — my wings are like a shield of steel!”

    • Cleansing Aura says:

      Batfink right?

      • Don A K Bab says:

        Yup.

  12. ViVo 444 says:

    Come on Mike! You´re doing it wrong!
    It´s Left 80degrees, Right 180 degrees and and Back 3 feet!
    Not Left 90 degrees, Right 190 degrees and Back 2 Feet!

  13. Him says:

    Bungie coded the Civilians in ODST to instinctively shield their faces and move away, upon sighting Dare.

  14. JLay says:

    While waiting on the Cheif to save the day, the workers practice their electric slide.

    ——————

    Everyone figured out at the exact same time what the girls were using the cup for.

  15. Silen7 Sam Strikes Back says:

    Bungie has announced that Reach will be a First Person Dancer Game.

  16. Anton P. Nym says:

    Confirmed; Bungie’s next project is “Choreography Hero”.

    — Steve

    PS: Y’know, I don’t doubt that someone’s going to get to that eventually now that “DJ Hero” is out and Natal is on the horizon. I don’t think it’d be the game for me, but then again neither is “Rock Band” so that’s no obstacle.

    • Anton P. Nym says:

      “Dun-DUN-daaaah! (Dramatic workers are dramatic.)”

      — Steve

  17. Surrender says:

    The Flood began infecting humans to the sound of Thriller.

    • General Vagueness says:

      dang it, I thought I should’ve read the other posts first

  18. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    And we can dance! S-A-F-E-T-Y

  19. One Crazy Idiot says:

    It’s their interpretation of the “Safety Dance”. In this case, they’re all turning their safetys off in synchronization.

  20. Gnome says:

    “After seeing Mr Recon’s bent barrel, they reacted as all men would. With sympathy pain.”

  21. pittofdoom says:

    When good Village People go bad…

  22. Oddsock says:

    HARDHATS ASSEMBLE!!! It’s time to show these alien jerkheads what this labor union is made of!

    P.S. My comment got mentioned, omfg! :D

  23. XMixMasterX says:

    Who farted? (Blame Stosh)
    ============================
    The contractors took it as a challenge when Master Chief told them they couldn’t dance.
    ============================
    “We don’t want to look, but we MUST!”
    ============================
    …and 5 and 6 and 7 and 8 and shimmy, now turn…
    ============================
    Synchronized target shooting never made its way into the Olympics, but that didn’t stop Ned and his friends from carrying on their dreams.

  24. InventiveArgument says:

    Stan: I think I just got served.
    /
    *Un tiss Un tiss Un tiss*
    /
    “Put mah hands up, their playing mah song, it’s a party in the USA”

    • You are brilliant…but your reference to Miley makes me hate you. =D

  25. tanaka says:

    you’re about to get a synchronized asswhoopin’

    • IcyTreats says:

      I dont know why, but that made me laugh.

  26. IcyTreats says:

    Synchronized suicide was a fad that was picked up in 2497.

  27. Skelbrute says:

    We’ve replaced the black capes of these 4 dancing Dracula wannabes with hard hats…. let’s see if they notice.

    Ladies and Gentlemen!! Welcome to America’s Best Dance Crew!

    OMG! OMG! OMG! Chick’s a dude!

    • Skelbrute says:

      Wanting to show that they meant business, the safety team employed pistols during their “cough into your elbow” portion of the H1N1 Contamination Prevention Session.

  28. Mizzy says:

    “In the Navy!”

    • Gnome says:

      You get a thumb off the up variety.

  29. Gnome says:

    Despite working in an area where noxious fumes are a very real risk (a chilli factory. Yes it comes from a factory) the company was to cheap to shell out for gas masks. Instead they advised workers to cover their noses and yell “THIS ISN’T HAPPENING!” as loud as possible.

  30. Firestorm12 says:

    “Bela Lugosi impersonators aggressively go on strike today after an accident last week that…”

    “Conformity is such a funny thing…”

  31. Monkey_lord says:

    The workers cringe at the sight and possible bio-hazard of the arbiter when his interesting concoction of a sandwich completely digests.

    No we are not going to play tag with the flood! They win all the time.

    • Monkey_lord says:

      Oh god that’s what a Schizno looks like!

      • General Hoo-Haa says:

        its shizno.

  32. snorkle256 says:

    That this is thriller, thriller night
    ‘Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
    Thriller, thriller night
    So let me hold you tight and share a
    Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

    • Ric Stone says:

      That was my first thought the instant I saw it.

    • General Vagueness says:

      dang it!!!

  33. Raptorian says:

    In the grim darkness of the not-so-far future, there is only YMCA.

  34. L337MA573R says:

    The new screenshot reveals that Bungie will be going back to its roots with Halo: Reach, reintroducing the fan favorite “BoB’s.” In order to fully indice nostalgia, they will even be given the same animations.

    • L337MA573R says:

      Dammit, indice=induce. Why can’t we have an edit button?

  35. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    Synchronized Pistol-Whupping Powers…ACTIVATE!

  36. RevDotNed says:

    WE. ARE. DEVO.

  37. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    Synchronized pistol-whip powers, ACTIVATE!

  38. xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

    After watching Twilight New Moon, It was pretty clear the workers were all for “Team Edward”.

  39. BerserkerBarage says:

    This is why you can’t include “Easter Eggs” of Marty dancing to techno. People just take it too far!!

    ~B.B.

  40. Zerox says:

    “Maybe if we do the Thriller dance, the Flood won’t notice us…”

    “…and then they entered the final chamber, where the Brute Pimp lay, indulging in pleasures with his insubordinates that they regretted witnessing. Naturally they didn’t last long.”

  41. General Vagueness says:

    …and this is Thriller, Thriller night…

  42. Pete Cooper says:

    Traxus’ famed Ninja Magnum Corps had finally come for us.

  43. PsycoJoe says:

    Gun-Kata opens on Broadway!

  44. halcylon says:

    We’re men… manly men… we’re men in tights…. yes! We roam around the forest looking for fights… We’re men, we’re men in tiiiiiiiiights… We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that’s right!

  45. halcylon says:

    I know that I can’t take no more
    It ain’t no lie
    I wanna see you out that door
    Baby, bye, bye, bye…

    Bye Bye
    Don’t wanna be a fool for you
    Just another player in your game for two
    You may hate me but it ain’t no lie,
    Baby, bye, bye, bye…

  46. General Vagueness says:

    and here we see the pistol-wielding hard-hatted construction worker displaying pack behavior
    ___________________________________________________

    This new screenshot of Reach confirms the old over-powered pistol is back and balanced by increasing the strength and time it takes to cock it.

  47. Zee-V70 says:

    “Wait, is he…?”
    “Yeah.”
    “Oh… oh god…”

  48. Rich says:

    1. “We are assassins!” *hissing noise*

    2. “SPARTANS!”

  49. Rich says:

    When threatened homogenious constructionous become violent.

  50. Visitor at home says:

    “it’s just a jump to the left, and a step to the riii-iight!”

    • Aklangi says:

      I hate you for saying it first but still love you for saying it

  51. Rakolai says:

    Civilian A: “This new detergent is great!”

    Civilian B: “I know! I can’t stop smelling myself!”

  52. Terminator182 says:

    The Ninja Perk took on a different meaning when Call of Duty was crossed with Halo

    • Cleansing Aura says:

      Blasphemer! Thou shalt not preach abominations unto the Halo!

  53. Scotty-Bob says:

    “Cuz’ this is THRILLER…”

  54. Leafman says:

    “Young man there’s no need to feel down
    I said young man pick yourself off the ground
    I said young man ’cause your in a new town …”

  55. Viktim says:

    Now iz zee time on Spockets ven ve dance!

  56. “Man, this new deodorant smells great!”

    Sorry I can’t do better, you guys already beat me to the obligatory Village People answer.

  57. Babbott says:

    What these engineers can have a party, but they would not let Virigil in.

  58. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    “Quick! The Clones are producing faster and faster!”

  59. Uccxxxv says:

    Halo: The Musical ?!?!?

  60. Waffle Deluxe says:

    Don’t worry guys, they won’t fire till they see the whites of our eyes.

  61. TheChrisD says:

    It was then when the Chief shot off that Brute’s power armour, that everyone suddenly realised where that horrible, unbearable stench was coming from…

  62. Gin says:

    Need a dispenser here!

  63. gunstar2 says:

    “Storm: The Musical” has finally come to Broadway! Dancing Traxus workers–a Brute routine–even Hunters doing the tango! Can the Chief and Arbiter dance their way out of this one?

  64. Scraggarax says:

    To the left, to the left.
    “Dude, we’re going to the right”

  65. Crazeye0 says:

    The covenant are going to kill us if we dont think of something fast!
    I’ve got it…the only way we can defeat the covenant…is to challenge them TO A DANCE BATTLE!

  66. DethPwn says:

    Devo? Not quite…

  67. tobias grey says:

    We can dance if we want to. We can leave our friends behind. Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they’re no friends of mine. WOOoo.

    • DethPwn says:

      BEST MOMENT EVAR!!!

  68. WT_Snaks says:

    Don’t move! Their vision’s based on movement!

  69. Marksman says:

    When thoughts of a Halo Movie were dismissed, fans turned to “Halo: The Stage Musical”.

    • Marksman says:

      The UNSC had quit with the SPARTAN Project- instead, they turned to exposing workers to extreme amounts of the colour Pink… Now they have effective units that bend the Covenant over on the battlefield…
      …Literally

  70. Wolfincomamnd says:

    Grunt sappin’ my sentry!

    • LockeGenRedux says:

      Lolz at the TF2 Reference.

      +1 for you!

  71. Glasses Guy says:

    “No, it’s heel toe, bow hop, not twirl!”

  72. Wortwortwort says:

    The power rangers day jobs.

    • Wortwortwort says:

      construction zord activate!

  73. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    Prepare to meet the world’s laziest Village People cover band!!

  74. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    This is what happens when you let Bella Legosi teach an acting class.

  75. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    After the members of the Jackson 5 decided to BLEACH their skin for Micheals birthday, little did they know he would die. FML

  76. borrowedchief says:

    *New Kids on the Block plays in the background*

    Oh oh oh oh oh
    oh oh oh oh..
    oh oh oh oh oh..

    THE RIGHT STUFF

  77. burning crusade says:

    He’s not our father

  78. Shonan64 says:

    “Stand perfectly still their vision is based on movement”

  79. Shonan64 says:

    damn that one’s already taken

  80. LockeGenRedux says:

    Click. Click. Boom!

    *cue Soulja boy music*

  81. LockeGenRedux says:

    And the non-pictured Elite said, “Oh Wort…”

  82. Gnome says:

    “The real reason they cover their face is that they don’t want anyone to know that they are clones.”

  83. Big Brothers are watching.

    • Oh! New one!

      “After five hundred years, you’re damn right that Backstreet’s Back. ALRIGHT!”

  84. And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver. For no mortal can resist the evil… of Bungie’s ally AI.

  85. when a problem comes along
    you must shoot it

    before the cream sits out too long
    you must shoot it

    when something’s going wrong
    you must shoot it

    now shoot it
    into pieces

    shape it up
    get straight

    go forward
    move ahead

    try to detect it
    it’s not too late

    to shoot it
    shoot it good

  86. The Flying Spartan says:

    One Two Three Four

    Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give ’em a push! Big surprise, you’re doing the French Mistake voila!

  87. Aklangi says:

    Miners strikes are different in the Halo universe since they are expressed through the medium of interprative dance!

  88. PiN0YxPWNAGE says:

    When Master Chief isn’t there, the AI make themselves busy… by doing the Cha Cha Slide.

  89. Aklangi says:

    This isnt a natural dance formation!

  90. Panncakez says:

    2553: The UN finally accepts ‘synchronized shooting’ as an Olympic sport.

  91. Rathernotsay says:

    This is a Sti… Damnit! This is a Cock-Up!

    • Rathernotsay says:

      Armed Construction workers do the Saterday Night Fever dance

  92. FTTinc says:

    Halo: The Musical

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