Chronicles of ODS Steve: Sconed (#52)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

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41 Responses to Chronicles of ODS Steve: Sconed (#52)

  1. lucy loo says:


    now the question is sc-own or s-con or maybe that’s just an english thing..??

    • Jim 028 says:

      Both actually, sc-own down South and s-con up North.

      • Ben Of Bodom UK says:

        I’m from the south and and I say s-con, what’s wrong with me? I must live in some kind of Bizarro England.

        • i’m in the midwest (MN) and i say sc-own

        • soulofaqua says:

          I’m in The Netherlands and I say sc-own 8D

        • davyboy94 says:

          Northwest , i say BOTH

        • redneck says:

          I say biscuits.

        • bobo the brave says:

          Suffolk (in the east, for americans and other strange life forms)
          and I say s-con

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          I’m from Cleveland. We’re too poor to have them at all. :(

        • Ben Of Bodom UK says:

          Hey east-anglia buddy!

        • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

          Hey, a Dutch person!
          I’m half Dutch…

          And I say scone.

      • Staticrift says:

        Definitely sc-own, s-con is what people say when they want to seem more posh. I’m British btw.

        • S-con? Really? I had no idea it was said any other way than sc-own

        • Sean C84 says:

          If Monty Python says S-con, then it must be so. Look up the Monty Python Lunberjack song.

        • TheEnduringSoldier says:

          Fool, posh people say sc-own. Try saying sc-own in your head an tell me that doesn’t sound posh. You probably pronounce bath as barth, eh?

  2. sidewaysimpreza says:

    Definately s-con, that’s the way that the Poms and Aussies say it… And us Aussies are never wrong!

    • Paul says:

      your descendants of British people so that means Britain is never wrong so cheers for agreeing lol

    • Uhhhh….,Yea were never wrong *cough* *cough*

  3. Jim 028 says:

    Stealth means nothing to a Jim denied tea!

    • TwiSteD says:


  4. Cleansing Aura says:

    Death by Scone, a humiliating death indeed. Second only to being beaten to death with your own skull!

    • Gilver says:

      How is that possible???

      • Trust me…you don’t want to know.

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          You get 5,000 xp in MW2 for ‘Get the final kill cam with a scone.’

        • UnluckyIrish14 says:

          You’ll get 77,777 xp in MW2 for ‘Smashing someone’s head in with their own skull’.

      • Master Noob says:

        Mmmm. Methinks some RvB is in order for you friend.

        CHURCH “She ripped out his skull and beat him to death with it”
        TUCKER “That doesn’t seem physically possible!”
        CHURCH “That’s exactly what jimmy kept screaming”

  5. burning crusade says:

    why does this make me want a cup of tea

  6. bs angel says:

    The scones that I bake? Totally hard enough to be a weapon.

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      Why does everything have to be ‘totally hard’ with you? Gosh, bs.

      • Paul says:

        shes a young woman whats wrong a few hard things in her life

        • bs angel says:

          Thumbed up for calling me young.

  7. DethPwn says:


  8. person says:

    a scone is a biscut

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      Interesting… at Starbucks they appear to be fancy cookies that cost six dollars.

  9. Doodle says:

    War on Terror Breaking News: The tide of war has favored the American side, with the British supplying scones as weapons. There’s a sudden movement of Al Qaeda soldiers abandoning their fight, one saying “I’ve seen men get shot, get blow to pieces, my own brother mutilated. But… once the Americans had scones it was non stop terror.”
    The man then broke down in tears, and could not continue. American generals are estimating the war to be over in about a week.

  10. Barky says:

    Sc-own for me in hertfordshire (middle england)/slightly lower
    also who’s looking forward to reach sneak peek this saturday???

  11. Copper says:

    hehehe :P

  12. bsrecon65 says:

    ……………………….. wow jim must be fucking pissed

  13. Jethro says:

    I’m from Buckinghamshire (South East) and I’ve always grown up saying it as “Sc-on”. Don’t know why, just have. :D

  14. All this scone saying is driving me crazy, but i think that there may be some weed in those teabags.

  15. JOKER says:

    yknow, i just thought, that guy musta been SC-OWNED!!!!!!

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