Halo 3 Top 10 Construct Kills

I’m not a big fan of the typical Top Ten Kills Nobody Gives a Shit About videos. They always seem to be filled with people getting splattered by random flying debris or getting various killing sprees in Grifball all the while being commentated by somebody with a monotone that puts Ben Stein to shame. This Halo 3 Top 10 Construct Kills compilation is a breath of fresh air though with clips that actually require a sliver of skill and an annotator who doesn’t put people to sleep for a living. Plus, anybody that can successfully make a sound effect that closely resembles douche is pure win in my book. Hit play, watch the video, then feel free to make a comment bitching about snipers. Doosh, doosh!

19 Responses to Halo 3 Top 10 Construct Kills

  1. Crazeye0 says:

    Most amusing anoucer voice ever, he actualy has some enthusiasm to.

    Number 1 was pretty naff.

  2. Potatoes says:

    I’m going to start doing that everytime I do something even slightly mediocre in real life:

    BOOM, fliped the pancake, with the spatula, for the breakfast.

    Look at this, his car’s frosted over, BAM! picks us the ice scraper, takes that ice like like its nothing.

    BBBOOOOOMWHHHOAAA……DASTAMP?!!!? Ties his shoes. (2:28 in the video)

  3. Qix says:

    Great commentator! Made it fun to watch.

  4. Rhamsey says:

    I loved the beat.

  5. KalamariKidd says:

    Grant in #1 spot yyyeeaaaa!!!

    • Xerone says:

      I knew that was you, Kal!

  6. augustelc says:

    that was probably the greatest top 10 video ive ever seen…
    did it sound like the announcer was chewing on something to anyone else?

    • Xerone says:

      Yeah, I thought he was, too.

  7. yeah, that top ten rocks my socks… i can has skill? =D

  8. DethPwn says:


  9. Ray says:

    I liked that one!

    Be sure to post other videos of his as they come out… mmmkay? =)

    • bs angel says:

      As long as they are the same quality, I absolutely will!

  10. Gin says:

    The announcer really made that interesting.

  11. I think its sounds more like a Kadoosh!

  12. XMixMasterX says:

    Douche bag frat boy VS excited douche bag frat boy

    Hmmm… not a clear winner in my book. I will admit that he was excited though :-)

    I especially like the line from the Bud Light commercial – “Booooom… Woah… STAMP”

  13. RDKirbyP says:

    This guys great, he just made my day. :]

    Better than the monotone announcer, blech >_<

  14. Weezey31 says:

    I have the sudden urge to by a shamwow………

  15. HellCat says:

    …Wait a min. U guys liked that? The enthusiasm was there and good music but the clips…. spawn kills and snipes. Id rather have good clips and a monotone voice than shitty overused clips and a good voice

  16. Kensai111 says:

    Snipers, BR’s and Rockets? *rolls eyes* Yeah whole lot of skill there. PS: You are not at an auction commentator – relax.

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