A Female Spartan Action Figure with a View

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The wide world of custom action figures has seen a plethora of interpretations of the female Spartan. From full sets of armor to bare midriffs to MJOLNIR thongs to magically floating breastplates, a lot has been covered (and uncovered as well). The latest version to hit the market, created by artist David Johnson, is unique in the fact that it features a plunging neckline. And by plunging I mean I’m pretty sure you can see some pubes. Should you find yourself attracted to this Spartan statue, it’s currently up for grabs on eBay with a starting bid of US $199.99. If you don’t want to bid but just want to ogle, hit the jump for more pictures. Gratuitous side bewb shot included.

Female Spartan Action Figure


Female Spartan Action Figure


Female Spartan Action Figure

45 Responses to A Female Spartan Action Figure with a View

  1. GeneralCupcakes says:


  2. Apollo Running says:

    It would be hotter if it was Cortana. Still freaking hot nonetheless.

    • HellCat says:

      its probably her loose sister

  3. Poopie McGhee says:

    Nice, although not worth $200… Maybe one day it will be mass produced @ $50… Nope, not gonna happen… Still nice though…

  4. obsidianchao says:

    … Wow.

  5. Gnome says:

    Hmm, I had no idea thats what they meant when they said the Spartans were “Augmented”

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      So, by that, do you mean that A certain Spartan-117 has a massively huge….. brain?

      • Gnome says:

        And you know what they say about that! Hugr brain huge… Hands!

  6. Rhamsey says:

    Do want.

    • Kamarov says:


  7. Sailor Harry says:

    Wow, with a face like that I don’t know who’s hotter. Dare or this chick?

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      The hotter chick is the one with the larger, more augmented…. bew-I mean, uh, chin.

  8. …and i jizzed in my codpiece…

    • Gnome says:

      Careful, female spartans are dangerous when wet

  9. DethPwn says:

    $200 for that is disgusting. In fact, it’s downright dirty. Dirty girl *spanks self*

    • HellCat says:

      Thumb up?

  10. Hmmmmmm……. Yea…….

  11. PikminGod says:

    i’d hit it

    • augustelc says:

      … like the angry fist of a god

      • Gagazet says:

        with a hammer… hehe

  12. HellCat says:

    This will replace cortana in my (wet) dreams .Must buy. If only i hads money. Damn, i spent my money on real women.

    I love this place. So much halo bewbage, it makes my day.

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      None of this stuff ever makes my day…

      But my night is a different story. >.>

      • HellCat says:


  13. Mizzy says:

    Wow. A face only a flood could love.

  14. Basic Paul says:

    yeah her face leaves a lot to be desired.

  15. IcyTreats says:


  16. Throw a bag over her head and we’re good to go.

    Seriously though, I do like the craftsmanship of the armor, but the face is just a tad off. Maybe it’s the pictures they took, I don’t know. But I’m just saying. Nobody kill me, please.

  17. WesPrime says:

    OMG why cant u just mass market these they would sell so well!!!!!!!!!

  18. CyanDeadEye says:

    Reminds me of Linda, with the red hair and all. Very Nice

  19. Morpheus says:

    Is it detachable?

    Well…certain parts.

  20. that’s a damn fine piece of craftsmanship. Now i must watch some anime to continue the impure thoughts running through my head. :D

  21. StephaBon says:

    Who wouldn’t love to see that on the battlefield? lol. She’d win a lot of wars just by stopping the enemy dead in their tracks.

  22. Mr Viper says:

    I’ll go into Rumble Pit with her any day, but she better Finish the Fight.

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      And she better take wave after wave of reinforcements, too. ;)

  23. I just got a Jizz-tacular…..

    • HellCat says:

      I got a cum-trocity

  24. Azrylle says:

    Thanks for the mammaries?

  25. SpaceGhost2K says:

    1) The lighting in those pictures is horrible.
    2) $200 is an acceptable price for a one of a kind hand sculpted figure. Sadly, the figure is not sculpted, just the armor that is on the figure. To me, that drops its value down to about $50-$75.

    Cool, but not cool enough to drool.

  26. MGH1138 says:

    Man, some folks are in desperate need of girlfriends.

    • EmpiricalM says:

      most appropriate comment!

      • just because you have a working running car in your driveway doesn’t keep you from reading about/looking at shiny new cars, does it? One ride won’t hurt……

  27. Azrylle says:

    Does anybody else think her face strongly resembles that of actress Debi Mazar? (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000529/)

  28. Doodle says:

    Do I want to fap?
    Should I fap?
    But am I going to fap?
    Already did.

  29. bob says:

    where’d you find that action figure i wants it

  30. LeetheGirl says:

    Gee, thanks, shitheads who made this for ruining Halo forever.

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