Helljumpers: The Movie

With the constant tease of a Halo movie hovering over our heads, you would be hard-pressed to find a fellow gaming fanatic that hasn’t envisioned that particular project becoming a reality. Some people enjoy debating what actors should portray the various characters from our favorite virtual universe while others discuss the finer points of the episodic story line. Halcylon, who is more than a little adept in the art of Photoshop, prefers the lesser-used medium of movie posters. Stuck with a serious bout of Halo 3: ODST on the brain, he created an image of the romantically involved Buck and Dare featuring the likenesses of their applicable voice actors (Nathan Fillion and Tricia Helfer respectively). I think there’s only one thing you can say after soaking in the awesomeness that is this picture. I’ll give you a hint: it rhymes with -blam- said Slim Shady.

Helljumpers

*Image used with permission.

47 Responses to Helljumpers: The Movie

  1. Xerone says:

    Dare looks better here. I approve.

    • Ragingterror says:

      Precisely what I was thinking.

  2. Crazy A 64 says:

    We know it makes sense so when the hell is the film industry going to wake up to this?!

    Halo + Anything = WIN!

    • DethPwn says:

      Except for action figures. And a single-player campaign lasting a mere 4 hours being sold as a stand-alone disc and hording the new maps to those dim enough to buy it. And RTS’.

      • chocobowings says:

        It’s co-op. You should rent it if you haven’t tried it; It’s as fun if not more enjoyable than recent Halo titles, and ODST has firefight, which is definitely good for more than 4 hours of gameplay, that is if you aren’t satisfied with the campaign. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to defend yourself by bashing others who bought it full price.

        • DethPwn says:

          I have played through it and have played a few hours of Firefight *coff Horde coff* and can honestly say that I wouldn’t (and won’t) pay more than $20 for it. If it wasn’t Halo it wouldn’t have sold more than Psychonauts, that actually DESERVED high sales.

          And saying it’s the entertainment equivalent of any other Halo game is kind of herecy towards the franchise.

    • Osaru Sensei says:

      QFT!

      Awesome Poster Halcylon!

  3. Jim 028 says:

    Halcyon is just amazing! Wonderful poster.

    • I’m not sure that “amazing” is good enough descriptor, but I can’t think of anything better. Well done!

  4. I know I say this a lot but…

    WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT

  5. Wasiq Khan says:

    Tagline/Subtitle could be better.
    But Dare doesn’t look like a tranny so….
    +1 in my books!

  6. Sailor Harry says:

    Now we know what Buck really meant by making sure your girlfriend has balls.

  7. Scott says:

    Good work Halcyon. I remember Marty wanted her to have golden flowing hair in ODST, but they told him its that or render the background, lol. Anyway looks good Halcyon!

    • smurph says:

      golden flowing hair kind of gets in the way of combat as well… she’s trying to defend earth. getting in bed with buck comes later.

  8. BC says:

    OMG Dare is a chick!?

    • InsaneViking says:

      Hah. I needed that laugh after a long day. I’ll sleep better now.

  9. Captain Spark says:

    Nothing against Tricia Helfer but Dare is rather homely to me. Bungie really needs to get better at characters faces. Bungie puts a huge amount of time and effort with all the artwork in the Halo game but they aren’t very good with faces.

    • StuntDouble2483 says:

      I felt the same way. They did a fairly good job with Fillion, but Helfer got screwed. Dare looks more like Glenn Close.

      Not to mention Adam Baldwin and Alan Tudyk, whose likenesses didn’t even make it in-game.

      Speaking of Baldwin and Helfer, any one here watch Chuck? Two words: Gun cleaning.

  10. halcylon says:

    :P Thank you all! Thanks angel for posting this! :D

  11. valinhorn says:

    Bam said the Lady!!!!

    • bs angel says:

      Finally! Thank you for saying what needed to be said!

      • HellCat says:

        why would a woman say that? how unclassy (i know its from the game)

  12. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    To Hollywood:

    MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!

    Sincerely,
    The Halo Community

    • IDK…. Look at all the other game/movie cross overs, I have not been pleased by them.

  13. halcylon says:

    I did change the font color around on the deviant page :)

  14. L337MA573R says:

    This is simply amazing/ Dare no longer has a gigantic chin! The whole relationship now actually makes sense!

    • halcylon says:

      LMAO!

  15. Obi Wan Stevobi says:

    hal does crazy good work, this poster is awesome.

    • halcylon says:

      Thanks Obi.

  16. HazMatt says:

    Love it!

  17. A Deaf Boy says:

    hot DAMN!

  18. roo says:

    someone make this guy a director now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. GeneralCupcakes says:

    “Your girlfriend is a higher rank than you”

  20. Get the picture Hollywood says:

    Ok 1. Finally a picture related to Dare that doesn’ t look like my ass.
    and 2. Do people not like money because if you made a Halo movie nomatter what its about and nomatter how much you spend your gonna make a shit load of money, theres like 3 trilion halo fans out there and the still isn’t a movie.MAKE THE MOVIE ALREADY

    • augustelc says:

      yeah but if they screw it up… then its gonna be a total fuck up… however, if its done right them it will be an EPIC movie

  21. Lancer says:

    I don’t understand why movie peoples wouldn’t dump all their money on the table for a Halo movie. Even if the movie sucks, they would make all that money back plus more!

  22. Harrison says:

    MOYCHENDYSIN! where da real money frum da movie is made… XD

    well done…brilliant ‘shop… XD

    • halcylon says:

      Moychendysin? What’s that? – Barf

  23. DethPwn says:

    That’s all well and good, but may I point to attention the Mortal Kombat movies. And the Street Fighter movie. And Double Dragon. And Super Mario Bros, Dragonball, Pokemon, and the list goes on.

    The poster is still win, Halcylon!

  24. Christian says:

    It’s an epic just waiting to happen.

    • Green2 says:

      2nd

  25. HellCat says:

    I feel sorry for Helfer. Can you imagine how she feels about the big head and chin. I like Dare actually but i wish there was more of her… And more of campaign… a lot more

  26. Kataru_777 says:

    I dont understand why the movie guys dont hire the game guys to help with the movie of the game they made, a fun fact, half the game movies that have been released had almost no help from the game creators themselves, SO HURRY UP GET UR ASSES IN GEAR AND MAKE THESE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!

    • musashi says:

      Actually, the team that made Halo 3: ODST, was the one in charge to help in the process of the halo movie that was planned to be made, but when it got cancelled the team had nothing else to do so they were assigned with odst instead.

      • H3kl4 says:

        Actually, from what I’ve heard, they were supposed to work with Peter Jackson and Wingnut Interactive on the Halo: Chronicles episodic series. It would have been interesting to see what their storyline would be.

        Hopefully 343 Industries picks up the gauntlet and finds someone to develop it. And by someone I mean Bungie. C’mon guys don’t say Reach is the end. Pretty please?

  27. darkrelica says:

    I think that the poster looks slightly seventies, the characters look like they are from that era, but its a good idea, that i’d like to see go further

  28. DTA MoonDawg says:

    BAM, said the lady!!!

    Second.

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