Wedding Is Spelled G-A-M-E O-V-E-R

Video Game Wedding Cake Topper

For some people marriage represents a sacred bond uniting two kindred souls. For others it means they are permanently stuck with the most annoying and high demanding person they have ever had the misfortune of meeting. Needless to say this matrimonial accessory is perfect for the latter. Featuring a heavy-handed bride dragging away her assumedly Halo-obsessed groom, this confectionery adornment places the sentiment we all know as true front and center on the widescreen tv. Game. Fucking. Over. Should the depiction be applicable to your current situation, this video game-themed wedding cake topper can be yours for $69.95 USD. I say go for it because we all know that once the knot is tied, that’s the last 69 you’ll be seeing for quite some time. And by quite some time I mean FOREVER.

37 Responses to Wedding Is Spelled G-A-M-E O-V-E-R

  1. krazygamer1011 says:

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • ………?

    • VoltRabbit says:

      Krazygamer: You know that means you’re the next to get married right?

      Why does the bride resemble your likeness there Angel? In your case I would think there would be a little role reversal going on……….. wait thats not what I meant.

      • bs angel says:

        It resembles my likeness because I’m dragging him away from the tv because it’s MY TURN!

        • VoltRabbit says:

          lmao

  2. Das Kalk says:

    that graphic in the background? that’s my mousepad right there….

    • the_eNeME says:

      Sweet!

      • Das Kalk says:

        YEP! i bought it off the Bungie store before it closed. I also had a 50$ credit to there before it closed. After emailing them about 10 times asking for it though, I just gave up

        I also have a splatter road sign :)

  3. JedixJarf says:

    Great, i sent the link to my fiance and she is now forcing me to buy this. :) There go my hopes of Spartan toppers.

    • bs angel says:

      Oops. You should at least make a Spartan helmet for your little guy!

      • JedixJarf says:

        So thats how not to get pregnant then?

        • Viktim says:

          HA!

  4. smurph says:

    is there one with the bride and groom playing halo together on a couch? that would work for my wife and i :)

    of course i’m pretty sure we’re in the minority.

    • Mizzy says:

      Indeed you are not! I refuse to be a minority!

  5. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    And this is why the number one requirement on your checklist-for-possible-spouse is “Halo counts as Foreplay”

    Wait WHAT?!

  6. Viktim says:

    Awesome find, bus angle.

    • bs angel says:

      LOL … there you go, bringing back an old nickname!

      • Ny Hitman 0401 says:

        Damn, even I remember that nickname, and im just plain stoopud… wait… shit… :D

  7. KalamariKidd says:

    TRUTH!

    • Xerone says:

      Long Live the Gamer!

    • skelbrute says:

      Truth indeed!!!!

  8. Jerry says:

    I think marriage is more of an upgrade, or expansion pack! Too expensive for the limited features but once you have then you can’t remember what you did without them… And the toys are fun to play with every once and a while :)

  9. DethPwn says:

    Put Punch Out!! on that TV and sold!

  10. HellCat says:

    My life would be great if i got married. My girlfriend and I play a lot of sonic and casual games for her. We’ve played a small bit of halo and she wants me to show her GOW and assassins creed. So i caught a great one! We were talking the other day about being married and we had a serious conversation about which consoles we would have and what the kids will play. But its early days

    • DethPwn says:

      The kids won’t play any of that Leapster bull, right HellCat?

      Start ’em off on Contra and Chrono Trigger, and you’ll have yourself a gaggle of giggly gamer babies!

      (Aliiteration FTMFW!)

  11. Poor bastard. :/ He should’ve married the 360.

    • Aklangi says:

      Sounds like a plan!

  12. Thought that looked like a divorce cake….

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      Divorce cake?
      What?

      • Das Kalk says:

        my parents had cake at their divorce…

        • Marksman says:

          Ohh, the grief was bad, but man, the cake makes up for it!

          …Just kidding.

        • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

          ‘sorry to hear about that, kalk.
          :/
          I think we’ve got your back here, though.

  13. L337MA573R says:

    Something tells me what he’s being dragged away to might not be too bad.

    • L337MA573R says:

      And is it just me, or does the bride kinda look like bs_angel?

  14. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THE BRIDE LOOKS LIKE BS ANGEL?

    If it were Angel, she’d be the one playing!
    What kind of heresies are you bunch dreaming up now?
    Angel wouldn’t dare pull anyone away from Halo!
    Unless they’d taken her favorite spot on the couch, that is.

    ;)

  15. L337MA573R says:

    Game Over
    New Game Y/N? Y.
    Sex Life:
    Set: Start
    Round 1
    Touch Luck On
    *beep* *beep* *BEEP!*

  16. Rachel says:

    My fiance and I love this cake topper and are interested in buying it, is there any way the girl can be made with blonde hair? Let me know! Thanks

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