Friday Caption Fun, Round 68

Halo 3 ScreenshotLast Friday I ruined Crazy A 64’s day. Apparently our regular caption festivities have found a permanent place in his morning routine and the cursory Rorschach Inkblot Test greatly disrupted that consistency. I simply don’t have it in my heart to do that to him two weeks in a row so for this week at least we will caption. Let’s start off recapping the last quip-based activity we did and then we’ll try our hand at another humorous Halo 3 screenshot!

  • “Shocked and outraged, Pink came to the conclusion that the pie is also a lie.” (Arby)
  • “The Reds never minded “playing house” with Donut, as long as it meant Grif wasn’t doing the cooking.” (mendicantbias00)
  • “Slowly the 16 year old Five Star General realizes, even after FINALLY getting Recon from Halo 3: ODST, he still works at McDonald’s.” (SonofMacPhisto)
  • “Halo: Cooking Evolved” (Doc Shaftoe)
  • “Next in our tour of Bungie Studios, we find Luke finally preparing to make good on all those Steaktaculars…apparently, “Steak Dinner” is Bungie-code-speak for “Fish Takos & Pie”.” (Mid7night)
  • “No no, I’ll check for enemies out here. You go look in the kitchen. Be careful. Maybe if you find nothing, you could make sandwiches for the team. If you find nothing. Just sayin.” (BC)
  • “When Commander Keyes asked John to stick his hard, pink extremitie into her warm, wet oven, he happily obliged.” (Tactful)
  • “I’ll be right out. I just have to finish the bite.” (Aklangi)


Hopefully the plethora of witty banter whetted everybody’s appetite for a serious session of captioning because it’s about that time. We’re sticking with the feminine theme this week (or are we?) as available for your wisecracking pleasure is this incredibly flattering screenshot of Dare. It’s screaming with potential so please, caption to your heart’s content!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: chris101b

119 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 68

  1. goddamn, what did you eat?

  2. HellCat says:

    Dun dun dun -evil music-

  3. Tortacular says:

    “Buck, you might want to put some cream on that.”

  4. Crazeye0 says:

    Dare’s face when she realised what the strange and unfamilliar octupus like alien was really attempting to do.

    • Fap-tastic!

      • teh3rdDragon says:

        ewwww

        • Poopie McGhee says:

          I know… it had to be said (not really)

  5. Arby says:

    Dare saw the Rookie’s face

    • Arby says:

      Darematic

  6. dragnew says:

    This is the face that is made when a rather large cactus is inserted into an orifice which a cactus really should not be.

    • Sugar says:

      This is the face that is made after reading that ‘caption’.

    • JLay says:

      Wait, there is an orifice that a cactus should be in?!?

      • You know…

  7. Pete Cooper says:

    “In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn!”

    • Ragingterror says:

      LOTR Reference FTW

  8. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    “I SEE WUT YOU DID THAR!”

  9. Crazy A 64 says:

    You mess with my Friday mornings again and you’ll be dealing with more than Dare’s crazy eyes!

    It’s not a threat, hell it’s not even a promise. To be perfectly honest I’m far too lazy to ever follow through on this ;) FANX Miss BloggyMcAngel!

  10. Shirdel7221 says:

    Dare’s Face when she found out bs angel was stealing her Reconz.

  11. Jussy says:

    Try as she might, Dare just couldn’t move her head from the velcro wall.

  12. El Bunnyo says:

    Come with me if you want to live. (Arnold style)
    _________________________________________
    Dare catches her first glimpse of the Rookie tea-bagging brutes
    ________________________________________________________
    I saw what you did all over the Drop Pod.

  13. Amaterasu says:

    “O Rly?”

    “You did WHAT with my helmet?”

    • FFFFFFUUUUU-

      You beat me to it.

  14. Das Kalk says:

    “Virgil is right behind me, isn’t he?”

    “stay perfectly still… their vision is based on movement”

    • 2nd one is Great!

    • very nice on the Jurassic Park reference!

  15. JLay says:

    Does this angle make my jaw look any smaller?
    ——————————-
    *Austin Powers voice* “It’s a man, baby!”
    ——————————-
    I pity the fool who isn’t prepared to drop!

  16. Arcane Knight94 says:

    “Rookie! Why are Virgil’s tentacles in your…nevermind let’s just keep moving”

  17. A Deaf Boy says:

    “Your rollover minutes are perfectly good! Not everyone gets to keep their used minutes, you know.”

  18. Someone says:

    “I don’t look Russian in this do I?”

    “Get of that cod piece steve!!!”

    “Yet you wonder why she has such a big helmet”

  19. Dramatic Chipmunk would be proud.

    • I rest my case.

    • Skeah says:

      Darematic chipmunk was the first thing i thought. XD

    • Whitehawk13 says:

      It’s a prairie dog, fools! Or rather, a chipmunk that big and without a tail would be freaky…

      But yeah, it was the first thing I thought of too XD

  20. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    I heard it was big but thats scary BIG!

  21. InventiveArgument says:

    I see what you did there.

  22. Monkey_lord says:

    See she was part of the guys now, Buck decided to show Dare the Hawty McBloggy IH3SotW.

  23. General Vagueness says:

    Mute it before you chew it.
    ____________________________

    Why are you looking at me like that?
    ____________________________

    Sup dawg, we heard you like Internet humor so we put a meme in your game so you can laugh while you fight.

  24. Iago 462 says:

    Everything was going so well, until Dare spotted Gaius Baltar in the Data Hive….

    • JLay says:

      Nice BSG reference!

  25. Visitor at home says:

    …Nice pistol.

  26. One Crazy Idiot says:

    Dare’s daring the rookie to a staredown.

  27. Mizzy says:

    “Ceiling Dare sees you masturbating”

    • Ben Of Bodom UK says:

      And I see Dare masturbating from the ceiling.

  28. Mike says:

    Remember the image of the blue spartan pointing and staring… i think you could replace the blue spartan images with this one and youll get the same effect

  29. Someone says:

    “Buck, just because you keep waving that Magnum round doesn’t mean we’ll make love”

  30. Firestorm12 says:

    “You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. ”

    Sorry. Just had to do “Taxi Driver”. :)

  31. halcylon says:

    Srs Dare.

    • BerserkerBarage says:

      Major League Serious Dare…

      ~B.B.

  32. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “Although her face would not show it, Chyna was extremely happy to finally win the WWE title belt after all these years. ”

    —————————————–

    “It ain’t a Jellyfish BITCH, it’s an Engineer!”

    —————————————–

  33. BerserkerBarage says:

    No, I don’t want a drink of your roofie-colata.

    ~B.B.

  34. Fox says:

    Whoa… too much info.

  35. KalamariKidd says:

    *looks in mirror* “What is that thing on my face? Oh, its my chin.”

  36. NartFOpc says:

    ( .) ( .)

  37. YOU KNOW WHY says:

    thump thump thump buck nows not the time to do that sort of thang

  38. I know what you did last summer

  39. JLay says:

    The ‘Dare Stare’ was given shortly after Buck started singing “Hey, you’re a crazy b**ch, but you f**k so good I’m on top of it…”

  40. Cleansing Aura says:

    “Buck – Please put your armour back on….”

  41. This is Dare’s impression of the Dramatic Gopher.

    • Screw it nevermind, everybody already beat me to everything.

  42. BC says:

    *Dare’s internal voice*

    I don’t think Buck heard me rip one. Crap. He is looking at me. Uh. Look back Dare, look back. Act casual.

  43. Apollo Running says:

    Oh is this your card? *CRUSH*

    • Apollo Running says:

      Reference for those who don’t know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LauaI21uFgY

  44. Zerowind117 says:

    After asking Buck if he had killed any of the engineers, her follow up was “What do you mean you killed ALL of them…?”

  45. Gnome says:

    “Did your rifle just wink at me?”

  46. Silen7 Sam Strikes Back says:

    I saw what you did there Rookie.

  47. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    Dare’s reaction to seeing the Master Chief. Needless to say, she wasn’t impressed.

    Dare after watching bs angel steal Chief’s codpiece.

  48. pittofdoom says:

    Dare began to suspect that those weren’t actually tentacles that Virgil was covered in.

  49. NickBeam says:

    DO NOT WANT !

  50. Dust and Echoes says:

    “Oh god, put the helmet back on Rookie!”

  51. GeneralCupcakes says:

    Put those tentacles away Virgil.

  52. Absolute Edge says:

    Dare thought the mood lighting did wonders for her face. The Rookie, on the other hand, did not.

  53. Uccxxxv says:

    Braaaiiins…

  54. Gunlat3M says:

    I wonder what sort of special training she went through? I mean, they don’t call them “spooks” for nothing…

    ______

    So this is what Buck meant about “not getting an answer”?

  55. A Fish Pie? Really?

  56. Humrh360 says:

    “You killed -how many- Engineers, Rookie!?”

  57. porge says:

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen

  58. DethPwn says:

    Damn, my streak of quotings was broken! Oh well, 3 in a row is prettty damn good. And the caption:

    You may have gotten past my guards, Mr. Bond. But you’ll find I’m much more deadly. *strokes cat*

  59. Basic Paul says:

    “What you talkin’ bout Willis!”

  60. Lizzie says:

    “Rookie for the last time keep your pants on!”

  61. Zee-V70 says:

    ORLY?

  62. L3377MA573R says:

    “So that’s what the hole underneath is for. Oh.”

    • L3377MA573R says:

      (Refering to Virgil)

  63. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    “Say WHAAAA!?!?!”

  64. The Flying Spartan says:

    “That’s nice, now put it back.”

  65. The Flying Spartan says:

    “I’m not staring! I’m just morbidly curious.”

  66. The Flying Spartan says:

    “And what caliber is that thing again?”

  67. Tree12324 says:

    wow… that thing is definitely over 9000!!!!!!

  68. Chris101b says:

    Thanks for using my screenshot!!

    “This is what happens when you talk about Dare behind her back…. AND THEN SHE FINDS OUT!!!”

  69. Xenokyro says:

    “Everybody told Dare that she looked so terrifying, she wouldn’t need a costume for Halloween.”

    “Dare was horrified to learn that they had passed Sublevel 9 and they were, in fact, on Sublevel Over 9000.”

    • Xenokyro says:

      Wait, little correction on that second one:

      “Dare was enraged to learn that they had long ago passed the Superintendent’s data core and were now, in fact, on Sublevel Over 9000.”

  70. Will Pwn 4 Food says:

    Dare was surprised and disgusted by the Brute’s Halloween “Thriller” rendition.

  71. Jekotia says:

    “Buck, that’s tiny, you can’t be serious…”

    “Virgil, what are you doing!?”
    (The engineer, not the AI)

    • Jekotia says:

      Forgot to subscribe to replies! Please post any replies to this post!

  72. Wasiq says:

    “Im really a man!”
    *Dramatic Music*

  73. Big Appleton says:

    “BANG!!” said the lady

    • Big Appleton says:

      no wait, its bam not bang…..crap whatever

      “BAM!!” said the lady

  74. Gunlat3M says:

    “That’s NOT how you do it, boys…”

  75. xpargas says:

    “I see what you did thar”

  76. Morpheus300 says:

    “Buck, I didn’t know it was that BIG!!!”

    Dare had asked everyone to get their kit off, The Rookie took it a little too Seriously

    Buck was rubbing the big pink squishy thing while Dare watched

    • Behithium Therium says:

      And not the big pink squishy thing you’re hoping for.

  77. Dare: You ate WHAT!
    Buck: But it looked like fairy floss……

  78. KkilljoyGruntT says:

    Don’t even tell me what THOSE warts are!
    OH REALLY NOW?
    So THESE are the magazines he’s been reading!

  79. Love Slice says:

    Dare was shocked to read that the Bungie forums thought Miranda Keyes was more attractive.

  80. Snowy says:

    Dares reaction to seeing chocolate ice cream after watching “Two Girls, One Cup”

  81. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    “I said MUTE IT before you CHEW IT!!!”

  82. what in the name of Master Chief are you looking at you sonofa…
    _______

    you know, maybe eating that chili wasn’t such a good idea

    _______

    ‘Ask me one more question and i’m beating the sh*t outta you’

  83. Billdebeast says:

    Now you know why I prefer myself with my helmet ON

  84. Zerowind117 says:

    Dare had just discovered Rule 34 for engineers and grunts.

  85. cyanide & happiness says:

    You call THAT a footlong?
    ———–
    Is it supposed to be that colour??

  86. teh3rdDragon says:

    AHM A CHARGIN MAH LAZAAARR!!

  87. Aeros says:

    “Damn it, Buck! That reeks. Don’t try to blame it on the bugger guts. Or Virgil.”

  88. Gunlat3M says:

    Stosh had jokingly advised Lars Bakken to make Dare’s face scary by default when they were finishing her player model. Unaware of the situation being a joke, Bakken agreed… and he’s regretted it ever since.

  89. Bobby says:

    OMG A Traffic Cone!!!!

  90. Silen7 Sam Strikes Back says:

    Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

  91. Wolf in command says:

    Dare had mixed feelings about seeing brute wang.

  92. Admiral Madden says:

    woah! I made the same face when I found out that Bruce Willis was a ghost too!

  93. Morpheus300 says:

    I am just posting an xtra one on just because I can.

    Dare was enthralled when the Rookie decided to teach her the Butterfly

  94. Morpheus300 says:

    By the way, That ruined my minute…

  95. FTTinc says:

    *GODMODE ENABLED

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