Chronicles of ODS Steve: The Great Food Nipple (#45)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

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25 Responses to Chronicles of ODS Steve: The Great Food Nipple (#45)

  1. dragnew says:

    *strokes chin*
    The plot thickens…

    • UnluckyIrish14 says:

      Dude, if the plot is thickening, then that milk is WAAAY past its expiration date.

  2. augustelc says:

    All hail the great food nipple!

  3. EXZA says:

    Not the nipple I was hoping for.

    • Crazy A 64 says:

      Yeah, we were all hoping to see a Mother Grunts hairy nip of course… Wait, wut?

    • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

      You do realize its illegal to show porn on the internet, right?

      Wait a minute…

  4. Visitor at home says:

    This is suitably climactic. Wonder what happens when you squeeze the long bit.

    • paul says:

      then the plot really thickens lmao

      • bs angel says:


    • thats what she said

  5. muisje says:

    Help, they will fire it to destroy new mombasa

  6. Willy says:

    LOL after all these years the food nipple makes an appearance.

  7. gazas says:


  8. Now the Excavation epilogue at the end of ODST makes sense!

  9. JLay says:

    Ummm, shouldn’t there be two of them? :)


    Yo Mamma’s food nipple is so big it needs a tri-pod!

  10. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    DeepCee, you never cease to scare the hell out of me. Now I’m a good boy.

  11. rapemonkey says:

    Almost like the real thing :)

  12. HellCat says:

    Just how momma makes it

  13. Giant food nipple needs something giant to suck it….

  14. Bob Grunt says:

    Man, those grunts must really love to suck. *rimshot*

    • JLay says:

      Looks like it’s time for some epic suck!

  15. Menma says:

    Lol has anyone noticed that on every comment somebody gives it a thumbs down?

  16. L337MA573R says:

    Wouldn’t the grunts be using some Forerunner-based technology, instead of a primitive human design?

  17. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    But are they using Aunt Gruntie’s Old Fashioned sterilized Food Nipples?

    • DeepCee says:

      LOL…that’s hilarious and a bit scary at the same time

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