Master Chief Shakes His Groove Thing

Last time we saw Master Chief dance, the video was covered by an annoyingly obtrusive advertisement for footlongs. Perhaps I wouldn’t have minded as much if they would have been the delectable kind I actually enjoy having in my mouth but alas, they were not. This new footage, taken from the same Saints game, gives us almost a full minute of our favorite Spartan getting down while being confined to just the cramped aisle of the football stadium. The only distraction this time around is Mr. Oblivious in the front row. Seriously, how in the world could you not know a seven foot tall, 1,000-pound supersoldier was dancing directly behind you?

Source [HBO]

33 Responses to Master Chief Shakes His Groove Thing

  1. Socket says:

    He’s good at that. I demand moar vids

  2. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    Master Chief is Sexay.
    In a non-homosexual kinda way.

    • soulofaqua says:

      It’s okay -pats your back- every straight guy can have have his one man crush.

      • Crazeye0 says:

        Just one man crush?
        I’m sorry Nathan Fillion, looks like this isn’t gonna work out…

    • bs angel says:

      I’d do him, but I’m guessing everybody already knew that.

      • Wolfseye says:

        One question that keeps me up at nights is whether BS angel would rather see Master Chief’s face or his wang. Something keeps telling me wang.

        • xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

          Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

      • Ny Hitman 0401 says:

        Angel… Keep it in your pants… Wait… Nvm…

        • HellCat says:

          In a non homo way? I love him in that way. Am i the only one?

  3. Allain Jules says:

    O what a great dancer !

  4. SoC BrownSound says:

    That seriously just made my day

  5. DethPwn says:

    Let’s see Nathan Drake pull that one off in a half-tuck!!!

    *above comment said while desperately craving Uncharted 2*

    • DethPwn says:

      I love this song, it’s from the NFL Street 2 Soundtrack.

  6. augustelc says:

    MC must have learned those moves from cortana…

  7. krazygamer1011 says:

    My face just went numb.!.!

  8. HellCat says:

    Uhhh you mean the sandwich right angel? Because if not then you cant say that on the net

    • bs angel says:

      Find another Spartan and I’d totally do a sandwich!

      • HellCat says:

        selfish much? where is mine?

      • Hunter says:

        Angel, you definitely have the best covert application of innuendos of anyone I’ve ever met.

        • bs angel says:

          Covert, eh? I don’t think anybody has ever described me that way before. I’ll work on being more obvious! ;)

      • Mr Nom Nom Noms says:

        Angel? wats a sandwich?

        ———————–

        Kyle: SAAAAAAAM!!!!! I GOTS ME A SAM-WICH!!!!!!

  9. StephaBon says:

    That spartan has sick moves. That was excellent. Seriously, the man in that armor should be on So You Think You Can Dance (for us US people)

  10. He sure can shake his booty…

  11. Gi85on says:

    If the halo movie falls through we may see him in Step UP 3

  12. Fiesta says:

    Wow he is surprisingly good. Note to to prospective MC cosplayers out there: Know how to dance first.

  13. paul says:

    that move at :15 and the robot dance after it made my day lol

  14. Lancer says:

    Finnally! There is someone who loves Halo and football! The Saints may not be my favourite team, but I think they’ll go all the way. I’m rootin’ for them. (I might live longer if I do. Don’t wanna be upsettin the MC.)

  15. danieljc2008 says:

    yo, my face was like, on auto-smile.

  16. Osaru Sensei says:

    Hilarity sure did ensue…

  17. Exspartan 138 says:

    I don’t know but I couldn’t stop laughing at mr. Oblivious. Master Chief…Killer of aliens, Savior of Earth, and an award winning dancer…

  18. L3377MA573R says:

    Meh, his Step-Shuffle-Turn at 0:09 needs some work.

  19. Chick says:

    go chiefy, go chiefy, chicka chickahhh

  20. shadierliam says:

    That! has just made my day! Lol! XD

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