This Is The Way The World Ends

halo cloud

Last week a giant circular cloud, nicknamed a “Halo cloud” due to the roundish shape, appeared over the city of Moscow (the video of which is located after the jump). UFO enthusiasts everywhere are convinced it was an unidentified aerial phenomenon however if you’ve played through The Storm level of Halo 3’s campaign, I’m sure you’ll recognize its true existence as quickly as I did. I’m calling it now: next up is rain, cloud-to-cloud lightning, and then a brilliant blue beam will open the portal to the Ark. Get ready, the Flood are coming. And I don’t mean of the water variety either.


88 Responses to This Is The Way The World Ends

  1. Infection forms for everybody!!

    • Jake says:

      I say bring it on! I have Sniper ready and AK-47 ready and I am ready to go!

      • Marksman says:

        Lol, an AK-47? Drastic for a funny shaped cloud and the possibility of the destruction of the galaxy.
        *cough*

      • brmonkey says:

        snipers dont work against the flood according to the book Halo: The Flood.

        yay! im a super geek!

    • Jake says:

      OMG about 3 months ago I saw what looked to be a trangler shape aircraft and when I blink it was gone! I ran in my house screaming! So I am really Scared! We are so Screwed!

      • Moni7or says:

        Please shut up. You’re disturbing my peace.

        DON’T TOUCH MY FUCKING BUBBLE.

  2. CurbStomp says:

    I would probably shit my pants if I ever actually saw something like that.

    • DethPwn says:

      Not even joking, I would probably poop myself. I honestly believe that that is how I would react.

  3. A Shaky Shotgun says:

    I got my shotty ready!

  4. Mikey Rocks says:

    Someone wake up Master Cheif

    • We Need Him!

    • Marksman says:

      That was a -WIN- call.

  5. UoSEDit says:

    Fetch my wand.

  6. Das Kalk says:

    I am going after Cortana!

  7. IcyTreats says:

    Watch out for dropping Elites, lol.
    I calz teh Enegy Sord!

  8. Mizzy says:

    I thought these were already called “lens” clouds

    • cyanide & happiness says:

      no they’re called portals. get it right!!! :P

      • Mizzy says:

        It’s not like it’s a new phenomenon, dahlin.

        • bs angel says:

          Look, UFOs!

        • OMG! O_O

  9. VoltRabit says:

    Ahhh Motherland!

    (a subtle quote)

    • AusQB says:

      WTF mate?

    • Marksman says:

      Meanwhile Mars is laughing at us.

      • Varlin says:

        Fucking kangaroos.

  10. Crazeye0 says:

    Will a certain dinsaur ask a retarded question considering his experiences with the Flood?

    • More Brutes?

      • Crazeye0 says:

        No, worse.

        • IcyTreats says:

          *adjusts AR*

  11. Doc says:

    sad… video has been removed

    • bs angel says:

      I’ll try to dig up another one. :)

      • Doc says:

        Yay! You rock!

        Kinda creepy…

  12. DethPwn says:

    My god. Obama, the Prophet of Hope, has truly led us astray with the firing of the Ark :)

    • danieljc2008 says:

      aw, i LIKE that!

  13. have you seen any banshee? No? So, i conclude it’s a FAKE!

    • Seb says:

      Well duh!!!! The flood never piloted banshees!

  14. :O I’d love to have something cool to look at like this as I’m staring out the window in Creative Writing class…

  15. HellCat says:

    “This is ONI recon 111 there are covanent carriers gathered above the crater”
    “But the digsite is arcoss the city”
    “What did truth just do? did he activate the rings?”

    All apply

  16. Predator5791 says:

    LOL I thought the same thing when I saw this on yahoo news. It really does resemble the storm on Halo 3.

    • bs angel says:

      It does, very much! It popped into my Google Alerts and at first I thought, “Hey, cool cloud!” which quickly switched to, “OMGWTFRUN4URLIVES!”

  17. Tom Edwards says:

    holy crap…..
    Is this new, i’ve never heard of this before n they dont teach these in school.
    n y moscow?

    • Marksman says:

      1. No, it has happened before. Someone above you posted a link to an old painting with these clouds in it.
      2. It is completely, randomly in Moscow. It could happen anywhere else, but that’s just where it did this time. No, i don’t think it’s common in Russia, either.

  18. Cellblock says:

    There’s a simple solution to this.

    “Tank beats everything!”

    • Luneutric says:

      Cellblock, tank doesn’t beat the Flood that’s gonna come.
      …wait, they didn’t use tanks against the Flood in Halo 3, did they…?
      Well they did in 2, but then those machines just picked them up and ate them…
      But that’s like.. not really Flood. >_>;;
      Sigh.

      • Marksman says:

        Lets just leave it at Tank Beats Everything, hmm?

  19. PrinceTMan says:

    Jackass got lost. New Mombasa they were looking for, ended up in Moscow. Come on ya dumb apes!

    • HazMatt says:

      Never let a brute pilot a starship. He’ll just get lost and and he’s too stubborn to ask for directions.

      • Marksman says:

        Brute-Haters unite!

        • danieljc2008 says:

          hoorah!

  20. Love Slice says:

    Cool looking cloud, yo.

  21. zizzle17 says:

    We are so screwed.

  22. C79 says:

    Prepare for drop, Chief and ODST’s are coming!

  23. Jake says:

    OMG I saw a Triangler Space Craft 3 months ago! Here is the freaky part I blink it’s gone! So I ran in my house screaming! So i am pretty scared! We are so screwed!

    • Marksman says:

      Just a question:
      Do you EVER get sick of getting “thumbs-down”ed?

  24. Jake says:

    WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  25. Jake says:

    Halo is accutaly REAL?!?!?! That is awsome Bungie you made the Brutes mad now their going to KILL US!

  26. Rez says:

    Huh. Well, if that does turn out to be a Slipspace rupture, we are BEYOND SNAFU. Dude, Halo is freaking 2552, with energy shielding, super main battle tanks, faster than light travel, SPACESHIPS, plasma and laser weaponry that doesn’t require a light vehicle to lug around, and the humans were STILL getting their @$$ dragged across the floor! It’s freaking 2009! The least the Covenant can do is wait for our silly little “Apocalypse scenario” and coincide with 2012. I mean, c’mon. Lol

  27. Jake says:

    That is what the flood weather is like in Halo!

    • Skeah says:

      Honestly, Jake, I can’t tell if you’re trolling, or just 12 and forgot to take your ritalin…
      …so just in case, let’s not feed the troll.

      • Jake says:

        I was telling the truth! But we all need to work together to stop the Flood or Covenent Or BOTH! Or we could pick the 2 choice! 2 choice is we all DIE! So guys lets stop fighting and kick so alien ASS!

  28. Jake says:

    Your right 2012 we might be more screwed and life on Earth could end! And one more thing guys the scientists comfired the planets will aline on Dec. 21, 2012!

    • Kal-El says:

      Just a quick fact about that: The planets align every year!

    • IcyTreats says:

      @ Jake:
      *HALO ANNOUNCER GUY*
      POSTROCITY!

      • Aklangi says:

        Why is that not a more popular phrase!

  29. Crazeye0 says:

    Just remember this, if you here some squeaky voices, and then a deep voice say “No inapropriate touching!” you know your screwed.

  30. Sean says:

    THE FLOOD ARE COMING!! ODSTs Prepare to drop “HALO 3:ODST Theme’

  31. arthur says:

    i already got my sniper
    all i need is a br(:
    and my two best friend to kick some flood butt(:

  32. “Meh”, just a cloud….*flood start gnawing on head*, AHHHHHHHHHH……

    • Marksman says:

      Aww, it’s just a little rain….
      Wait…the rain is brown, and moving, and…
      AUURRGH

  33. TheArbiter says:

    Quick! We need to glass Moscow before the Flood can spread all over Earth!

  34. john 117 says:

    Give me my Battle rifle and your all good just no intros please

  35. Clay says:

    It’s a sign of rapture
    The book of revalations is starting my friends

  36. Umang says:

    Yes i knew somebody would launch a halo ! Yes , sweet shotgun being master chief :) + get ready for the bastard truth and the covenant

  37. Umang says:

    Brutes ? screw the brutes , What about the Hunters :S

  38. KingofHeartxismygamertag says:

    now all we need are/is:
    spartan John 117
    a few elite cruisers
    the dreadnought
    grunts
    automags
    snipers
    shotguns
    enhanced battle armor
    sgt johnson

    My friends, this is the way the world starts to get fun >:D

  39. Todd Daniels says:

    In the immortal words of Eddie Buck himself….
    “Aw nuts!” lol

  40. Todd Daniels says:

    Its like Reach all over again,damn you covenant bastards! damn you all!!!

  41. blagsc says:

    you notice the thing coming out at 7-10 seconds?

    • Seb says:

      it looks like a longsword haha.

  42. Renzbenz says:

    Looks Like ill have to save the world from this… By assembling a team of the most cunning criminals and the greatest soldiers!

    • Jack says:

      Omg can i join ur team plz!!!

  43. Osaru Sensei says:

    SPARTAN Team Foxtrot, Standing By…

  44. Fange276 says:

    Keep an eye out for the Eiffel tower…

  45. Danny beans says:

    Halo cloud…flood…covenant…moscow…communism…grunts…bugs with guns…vodka…WERE GONNA DDDIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (meanwhile mars is laughing its head off at our little cloud making so much people think were gonna die!!!!)

  46. Danny beans says:

    by the way: when I get mutated into a bubbly yellow mass and have no control over myself, I HAVE NO REGRETS!!!!!!!! except eating that turd i found in a forest. Nom!!!

  47. Humrh360 says:

    Why would Russia be worried about a Flood (zombie variety) apocalypse? All they need to do is nuke the place and bam, job done.

  48. KkilljoyGruntT says:

    *pulls the plug out of his shotgun and loads it up*
    Bring it, bitches!

  49. Gunlat3M says:

    Am I the only one thinking that our only chance to survive is to hold off at Mombasa and hope that Master Chief arrives 500 years early?

  50. thephoenix94 says:

    Glass Moscow? Hell! Let’s glass all of Russia, just to be safe.

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