Friday Caption Fun, Round 66
October 9, 2009 112 Comments
Those of you who enjoy nothing more than a good hammering are in for a treat this weekend as the current Halo 3 Double EXP playlist of choice is the always enjoyable Grifball. Before you begin pounding people with that big, hard club of yours though, how about you stick around for some of our traditional Friday captioning? First we can go over last week’s witty responses and then it’s time to show yet another screenshot a good time!
- “Where do I put the quarter?!” (the Light Show)
- “Little did he know, all of the Grunts were hiding inside.” (SPOC)
- “The UNSC takes its trend of naming vehicles after animals a little too far. ” (pittofdoom)
- “Once players reached Set 5 on Firefight they realised they’d need to find cunning hiding places in order to survive.” (Arby)
- “To the finish, UNSC-BISCUIT!” (Penguin_Ninjoid)
- “When the Rookie was talking about a vehicle with pure horsepower, this isn’t what the rest of the squad had in mind…. ” (StealthSpeed3)
- “You have to give GameStop credit, their pre-order bonuses are definitely imaginative.” (DethPwn)
- “This wasn’t the first time a squad member had ridden a dirty, horse-faced beast; Buck and Dare used to be an item.” (Tactful)
While the last image showed someone riding an animal (and for the record, I’m referring to the zebra, not Dare!), the following screenshot shows some Spartans on a boat. They seem to be in quite the pickle, the specifics of which I’m leaving for you to determine and hopefully voice in the form of a witty caption. Now have at it!
Author: Wiking Scott
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
I would like to take bets on how many captions will be a variation of the song, “I’m on a boat!” Opening bids start at $10.
AND FIRST!!
XD I thought that it looked like something else, much much worse =P
Eva spartan yelled after hitting the wave:
Damn it! Stop the boat !T-Pain went overboard!!
the only downside of that caption is nobody would stop their boat if t-pain went overboard. :p
I bid that there will be 30 I’m on a boat captions with $12
Warning: variation of “im on a boat” sorry
EVA was excited when teh Reconz told him about the free boat ride for 3, but now found himself dissapointed without T Pain on board.
EVA was tired of T-Pain’s saying “Im on a boat.”
You know you’re in trouble when it takes three people to slide on your rubber…
Two new Reconers accepted help from mr EVA to help hold the noobs at bay, little did they know he was contemplating on killing them and stealing their armour.
Jealous of the attention Recon had been getting of late, mr EVA, in an attempt to get attention, mustered all of his originality to come up with a pose, a pose that surely nobody had done before.
In the Haloverse boats are not confined to water. (Sorry bs =D)
EVA, do you trust me?
“I’M ON A B…” Ah F*ck it!
“I knew we should have stopped for directions”
“Alright, let’s do this. You guys shou-…oh great, more Recon.”
‘Dude, I told you NOT to go up that ramp.’
EVA promised he’d get the Reconers away from the vicious t-baggers. He just didn’t say how.
“This is not what I was thinking when you mentioned ‘motorboat’ and ‘ribbed dinghy.'”
This one has win coming out of it ears!
Agreed. If this isn’t one of the chosen ones, I’ll cry…. or someone else will…. maybe.
Blue Team’s ride on the log flume took a disastrous turn when they ended up inside a grain store.
After a rapid assault approach, Recon kills the motor…then instinctively starts teabagging it.
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I never thought I’d see the day, in boat with Recon and EVA!
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“I’m on a boat in my flippy-floppies,
Postin’ funny quotes for you, Hawty!”
“I think this well may be dry.”
“The EVA captain frustrated, desperatly throws his AR against the dumb Recon for steering port instead of starport.”
“Dear physics, please don’t kill us.”
Blue team takes the “Ship of Fools” approach in an attempt to lure the Reds into a state of overconfidence.
Live won’t hurt anymore
It’s an open smile on a friendly shore.
It’s XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! It’s XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! It’s
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
It’s the Live Boat-ah! It’s the Xbox Live Boat-ah!
The Blue team did their best remake of “Journey to the Center of the Earth”
Finally! Scientific proof that George Washington was a Blue!
“You kids shut up back there or I will turn this boat around right now, and take you straight to red base and let them have you!”
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“So, do you wonder twins still think using a fusion coil to power our landing boat was such a good idea?” *Reaching for sticky grenade*
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“What do you mean you can’t fix it? Isn’t that funny armor you have supposed to give you some kind of special powers?”
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“Hey, Big Head! Quit screwing around up there acting like Leo and give us a hand back here!”
i’m a survivor, i’m not gonna give up, i’m not gonna stop, I’ll keep on survivin!
James Bond for the 26th Century.
(Crouched Recon): Sarge?
(EVA): Yes?
(CR): What happened to the water… and DARE?
EVA: You saw nothing!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
Rule 27 of The Spartan Life: When using going fishing with friends with explosives, remember to turn off the Cowbell Skull.
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How the hell did a minor gust blew us up here? We weigh like a damn ton each!
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Uh guys, I’m just stating the obvious, but I think this is not the boat launching ramp.
Nice navigating columbus… now we’ll never get to india!
The Spartans thought UNSC stood for United Nations SEALCommand. This is the SEAL armor.
*starts singing “In the Navy”…
“Paddle harder; I hear ‘Dueling Banjos’!”
— Steve was scarred deeply by that movie.
Or… “Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!” (A tip o’ the helmet to Nathan “Mal” Fillion.)
— Steve
So who wants to ride on my dinghy?
We have discovered weightlessness… The applications are limitless, like this example or the spartan Drop Boat… the only problems are the inevitable deaths that come with sinking for spartans…
weightlessnessand instead say “Awesomeness”Innnndddddyyy!
Got in navy and Titanic comments right before me. Oh well.
“Near, far, wherever you are, my heart will go on.” I had to learn that song for music class in 5th grade.
These Spartans hadn’t realized that the 26th-century navy still patrolled Earth’s waters. The Office of Naval Intelligence knew this, but as usual having less field experience, were unfortunately not good with boats.
Jumping ship (LIKE A BOSS)
They found how to move Zig, but Sierra 117 had already beaten them to Justice.
(or is Justice the prophet that Steve is dealing with? :P)
Another of Microsoft’s failed ideas for a Halo Kart game.
“And my heart will go on and on….”
(That’s the Titanic song “My heart will go on”, for those that don’t know)
“Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they be?”
You promised me that there would be water here!
4th Attempt…
“I told you not to use the grenade but Nooooooooooo…..”
EVA: WTF, this is not the General Lee and how the hell did you install a “Dixie” horn on this thing
“They’ll easily man a Tank, Banshee, Pelican or even a Fighter Bomber, but ask a Spartan to operate a dinghy and they’ll crumble under the pressure.”
“Having specially designated his team blue armor to camouflage them during the sea assault, the EVA leader regretted leaving the job of camouflaging the boat to the Recon Brothers.”
Split your lungs with blood and thunder,
When you see the white whale.
Break your backs and crack your oars, men!
If you wish to prevail…
This ivory leg is what propels me,
Harpoons thrust in the sky.
Aim directly for his crooked brow,
And look him straight in the eye!
White whale – Holy grail!
White whale – Holy grail!
“DUDE, I TOLD YOU WE CAN’T PRACTICE ZERO-GRAVITY BOATING IN THE ELEVATOR SHAFT!”
“Well, why not?”
“I–I, uh… IT JUST DOESN’T WORK THAT WAY!”
Prepare to drop!
Nice. Made me lol.
“So… you’re sure this is how you got recon?”
EVA’s and women first!
Dude, did you just pop my bra?
EVA: ” You guys sure this is how we get Vidmaster: Deja Vu?”
Recons: “Yeah…sure… *snirk*”
Man, so much for recreating George Washington crossing the delaware…….
And thus, Agent Washington Crosses the Valhallan River.
-bleh, fail.
Motorboating: you’re doing it wrong.
(get you’re minds out of the gutter!!)
Coming this fall to the Discovery Channel, the Deadliest Catch just got deadlier!
lol, Now with fully automatic weapons! And crabs that blow up when they’re caught.
The Deadliest Kitsch, anyway =P
“Blue team takes the admiral’s call for “…every last ship” too seriously”
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Due to budget cutbacks, ONI’s recon vessels are not what they used to be
ODSTeam FEMA
Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Sorry XD
Gun it EVA! Right into the hangar!
When the Sarge said to the Drop Ships the Slow Squad got a little confused
_____________or:
INCOMING!!!!
__________and finally:
I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
On a boat like Leo….
If you own the show…
Come on! If this worked for Indiana Jones it’ll work for us!
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Holy crap! This boat is so awesome the water disappeared!
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You’re flooding the engine!
“Don’t look down, guys!”
Introducing the L33T Sw33T Jumps Clan
“You have to use the ‘choke’ then pull the start cord, don’t give it too much gas or you’ll flood the engine”
“When was this turd commission?”
“1996”
After the news of another hostage taking, the UNSC decided to up their game against the Somalian pirates.
“General Washington, why the hell did we cross the bloody river at night?”
“Because it makes for a better painting, now shut up and row.”
“MARK WHALBERG YOUR BEARD IS AWESOME Oh crap look a storm.”
“Uh, guys, I, uh, think we might’ve made a wrong turn at the Albuquerque Canal. We seem to be being followed by a few Reds.”
“How many?”
“Enough to ruin the f***ing painting, General Washington.”
Awww. that’s in poor taste.
You stole my caption.
But don’t worry, it’s k.
Even Spartans drive dinghies as bad as Niko sometimes…
When Blue realized that they were in an isolated area with no covenant to shoot, they were forced to find a new form of entertainment after their karaoke nights began to get repetitive.
how many reconz does it take to get a raft down from a ceiling?………2 and 1/2
-“Soooo….where’d you get the idea that a raft was a better idea than a parachute?”
-“I told you we should have taken the elevator.”
-When one forger discovered a hidden, removable wall on Longshore, he came face-to-face with the strangest of easter eggs.
-“You know, I think we missed the freeway exit to the rockets.”
No matter how hard they tried, Blue leader couldn’t stop playing with his dingy.
he tried*
Before Steve could realize and stop it, Recon noobs had infected his dinghy and quite possibly had ruined his retirement trip.
“Split your lungs with blood and thunder, when you see the white whale! Break your backs and crack your ores, men, if you wish to prevail!!!”
New gametype included in ODST: see who can find the most 12-year-olds singing “I’m On A Boat” through their mic while you betray them!
kind of fail
“Ship to starboard!”
“Who is it?”
“Brutes, sir, and after us!”
“By gar! Starbucks, frog blast the ventcore–and be quick about it!”
“This boat can’t sink!”
The UNSC navy isn’t just in space anymore
Ok, I know this isn’t a caption, but I just realized how fucking awesome it would be riding a boat down from orbit. Seriously.
little did EVA know that when he invented a portable life boat for no more falling damage, bungie had already fixed the problem
Blue team tried to reenact Giligan’s Island…
“I’m on a (dingy) BOAT!”
Are we there yet?
Avast! we be pirates!
“So how did we end up here?, I thought recon was good!”
The EVA Spartan Shouted,”GET OFF MY DINGHY!”
Somalian Pirates of the 26th Century!
“We all live on a yellow … rubber dingy”
“Are we there yet?”
“So is this thing rated to hold 3 fully armored Spartans?”
“Great, we finally find a boat and now all the water’s gone.”
“I got my Recon, and my two frags, I’m flag-cappin’ you’re on the ground gettin’ teabagged”
‘Wait a second T-Pain, we weren’t supposed to no-scope that mermaid?’
when Noah heard of the flood, he made a boat. that was too small for 2 of everything. so he took two of the most prized possetions on xbox live. 2 recon armours. he got the wrong kind of flood.
Oh noes! Surprize boatsecks!
EVA thought the Recons just wanted to take her out for a nice boat ride. When the video camera came out, she realized she made a VERY big mistake.
So Bungie is finally coming through with the long awaited Pimps at Sea.
Blue team quickly realized that “Use in case of flood” had nothing to do with zombie outbreaks at all.
If the boat doesnt even fricken float, how the hell did it get up here?
“Full speed ahead”
or
‘Though they had found a great sniping point, they realised none of them had the guns to do so’
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“thats the last time I let you two drive”
Shortly after they got in the boat, they released bs angel wasn’t coming… or giving away free handjobs :'(
The war was going so badly that they were forced to cross the Deleware to ambush the red army.
“What do you mean we ran out of gas?”
“When the captain told us to get to the lifeboats, I sorta pictured something else.”
Some vehicles were cut from the original build of Halo 3 after they cut the aquatic level, and unfortunately no one ever told these guys.
“BOAT said the lady!”
“We have the boat…but where’s the water?”
“I knew forgot something…”