Silly Xbox Live Message Fun
October 7, 2009 70 Comments
Checking your Xbox Live messages via Xbox.com shows you a teaser 20 or so characters, forcing you to click on each individual note to see the text in its entirety. Sometimes that’s enough to get the gist of the intended sentiments, but other times it’s extremely misleading and ends up going the complete opposite direction of what you initially anticipated. My current batch of messages seem ripe for drawing conclusions so let’s have some fun. Pick a message and guess what the rest of it says. Maybe you’ll get close, maybe you won’t, but either way it should be entertaining!
Hawty McBloggy Invites You to Play 
“hi a friend told me you can get me reconz”
i titaly at first glance read “Puzzle Bobble” as “Puzzle Boobie”
then just now realised it typed titaly not literally…
wow…
Boobles on the brain?
Yup, something tells me he’s not getting his fair share of bewbs :)
Puzzle Bobble! They drive you nuts and eat your social life.
Speaking of which, I need to give that game a spin. I loved it on the Game Boy; hopefully it translated well to the XBLA.
Hi angel, about Thursday night. I thought you said you liked the weird stuff.
Yeah, about that …
“lol, you are such a b…”
does that even need to be expanded?
“hi, angel, about that thing on your *blam!*, you might want to have that checked out”
Status Check = ] You still alive?
Puzzle Bobble They Thought you’d like it based on some random Generator that chose your number from thousands : )
Hi a friend told me U Was a Freak… just wanted some confirmation…
Halo 3: ODST Message… it says “Stop playing me, dear god please”
Also, sorry about the TRIPLE POST
You know the ODST message could only be ODST pr0n. C’mon now!
that’s right, i forgot…
“lol, you are such a brave girl taking on cancer like that! you’re amazing :]”
lol, you are such a beast with that sniper. next time give it up so i dont have to betray you.
Puzzle Bobble! they have decided thats your new call sign. ( i told you not to start working for microsoft)
hi a friend told me that you stick you teamates…. he wasnt lying. im never playing with you again
hi, angel, about the time you get this ill be halfway to africa. I know you discouraged my dedication but im going to find new mombasa. no matter what it takes. even if i have to drop. ill bring you back Buck if i can
LOL … those are all hilarious!
Dude, can you bring me Dare? PLEEEASEE?
[/sarcasm – I know he’s doing the messages.]
Seriously? She wasn’t even hawt. Not like bsangel hawt anyway.
Dude, did you not read the note at the bottom of the post?
Jeez, did you finish high school?
Wouldn’t her callsign be more appropriately; Puzzle Booble? Just sayin’.
hey do u think u can introduce meh to that SOMP guy?!!! hez sooooooo dreemy
He really is. :swoons:
*facepalm*
ur just jealous lol
no u
haha u got thumb down get owned!!!111!one!!!eleven!!! :D
*co-ordinated facepalm*
*singsong voice* Someone’s a little conceited.
How about that Irish14 guy? No? Yeah, he’s a bit of an idiot.
Freakin’ Irish people.
Hi, angel, about those sticky grenades….yeah… you should leave those on the ground…
lol, you are such big time internet star! Surely you can get me the recons.
Sent you a voice message – “Hi, its [insert creepy stalker guy gamertag] again, why won’t you return my messages?” X5
Status Check =] So, are you tired of playing with Johnson yet?
Hey, do u think u can help me pick out Apollo’s new color for the day? Thanks, Jim….
she never returns the messages… lol
I return all messages, just not in a timely fashion … oops!
oops! i give you a ROFL waffle to make you feel better (who came up with that?)…
lol, your such a booble head.
XD
LOL!! Perfect.
lol, youre such a BAMF
lol, you are such a beautiful person and possibly the most amazing human being evar!
lol, you are such a beautiful person and possible the most amazing human being evar! That’s why I installed cameras inside your house. Watch your webcam at…
HA! i thought she knew about those! :O
just kidding
hi a friend told me you leik mudkips
that was what I instantly thought of.
Status Check = ] You ready for another round? [insert Tucker saying “Bow Chicka Bow Wow” here]
“Hey do you think you can start sticking the OTHER team this time?”
Request denied.
Hey, quick idea: Why not make a sticky-betrayal-tage? I’d watch it.
LOL you are such a BETRAYER!
hey do you think you can dress up like cortana and jump out of a birthday cake!
Hey, do you think you can come check out my cod piece? I think Master Chief and I may have had a mix-up!
hey, do you think you can help me out? you see i am a intelligent nigerian busyness man, who could use your help. in return for your assistance, i will reward you 14 million dollars american.
too coppect spelinng… iT Goes Lik this— hey, do you think you can holp me out ? you see am a inteligant nigerian busyness man, who use your help. in return for you assustance, i will reward you 14 million dollars american. I just ned you credit card number for so i can foward your money to you…
(I Didn’t mean any offense to you, just the spambots (or whatever they are))
I’ve gotten these… God i hate spammers like that
You’re right, mine looked too high quality :)
Puzzle bobble! They should really change it puzzle booble (it sound more fun!).
hi a friend told me you sold food nipples… (or something like that)
“hi, angel, about that pregnancy test…ya i’m pretty sure it can’t be mine and i’ll be contacting my lawyers about a restraining order…”
-Stosh
Well at least we know who to blame…
the first time i read it i saw
“lol, you are such a puzzle bobble they sent you a voice message!”
“Hi a friend told me your a chick or somthing. Hehe boobz and halo”
“lol, you are such bad luck..”
“hey do you think you can play Firfight with me tonight?”
“hi a friend told me your gamertag and all about your blog.”
You nailed the beginning of the first one, that’s it exactly!
“hi do you think you can stop getting in the way of my warthog or at least get in it, because i keep betraying you…”
TOPICAL HUMOR!
“hi, angel, about that thing last night at the club. i was really wasted and my brother kept telling me to stop being so cowardly (that bitch never shuts up, stupid cam whore) and i acted really stupid. i shouldnt have asked if i could ride you like a yoshi, or mention that i had a secret level i wanted to to play, but you have to grab my key to get it. anyways, im really sorry.
best wishes,
Luigi”
hi, angel, about that height requirement…
____________________ THIS line.
Scroll up. Up more. More up.
OK, NOW that line.
:D
hey do u think u can stop betraying me for one minute so we can win this game?
hi, angel, about that last game, im sorry i booted you but 10 betrayals is just a little too much.
“lol, you are such a beast with those plasma but you mind throwing them at the opponents, NOT at me.”
hi, a friend told me about last night…We need to talk.
hi a friend told me . . . that you’re looking for some hot cod piece on cod piece action. my cod piece is quite shiny and is expandable to accommodate different sizes depending on the situation. reply if interested.
hey, angel, about this amazing offer; basically, a few weeks ago i was contacted by the king of nigeria…
“hey, do you think you can tell me why a friend told me that you got a voice message saying hey angel, you are such a b…”
That’s right. Link’d em. What.
hey do u think u ca… hey do u think u can suk ma dick? plezzz!?!
“Why did you deny my request to enter the base from the rear?”