Silly Xbox Live Message Fun

Checking your Xbox Live messages via Xbox.com shows you a teaser 20 or so characters, forcing you to click on each individual note to see the text in its entirety. Sometimes that’s enough to get the gist of the intended sentiments, but other times it’s extremely misleading and ends up going the complete opposite direction of what you initially anticipated. My current batch of messages seem ripe for drawing conclusions so let’s have some fun. Pick a message and guess what the rest of it says. Maybe you’ll get close, maybe you won’t, but either way it should be entertaining!

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70 Responses to Silly Xbox Live Message Fun

  1. Gin says:

    “hi a friend told me you can get me reconz”

    • DuracellDurrell says:

      i titaly at first glance read “Puzzle Bobble” as “Puzzle Boobie”

      then just now realised it typed titaly not literally…

      wow…

      • Poopie McGhee says:

        Boobles on the brain?

        • IcyTreats says:

          Yup, something tells me he’s not getting his fair share of bewbs :)

  2. xenoliath says:

    Puzzle Bobble! They drive you nuts and eat your social life.

    • bs angel says:

      Speaking of which, I need to give that game a spin. I loved it on the Game Boy; hopefully it translated well to the XBLA.

  3. Sailor Harry says:

    Hi angel, about Thursday night. I thought you said you liked the weird stuff.

    • bs angel says:

      Yeah, about that …

  4. smurph says:

    “lol, you are such a b…”
    does that even need to be expanded?

    “hi, angel, about that thing on your *blam!*, you might want to have that checked out”

  5. Poopie McGhee says:

    Status Check = ] You still alive?

    Puzzle Bobble They Thought you’d like it based on some random Generator that chose your number from thousands : )

  6. Poopie McGhee says:

    Hi a friend told me U Was a Freak… just wanted some confirmation…

  7. Poopie McGhee says:

    Halo 3: ODST Message… it says “Stop playing me, dear god please”

    Also, sorry about the TRIPLE POST

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      You know the ODST message could only be ODST pr0n. C’mon now!

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      that’s right, i forgot…

  8. iCeDrAgOn01 says:

    “lol, you are such a brave girl taking on cancer like that! you’re amazing :]”

  9. Araknoros says:

    lol, you are such a beast with that sniper. next time give it up so i dont have to betray you.

    Puzzle Bobble! they have decided thats your new call sign. ( i told you not to start working for microsoft)

    hi a friend told me that you stick you teamates…. he wasnt lying. im never playing with you again

    hi, angel, about the time you get this ill be halfway to africa. I know you discouraged my dedication but im going to find new mombasa. no matter what it takes. even if i have to drop. ill bring you back Buck if i can

    • bs angel says:

      LOL … those are all hilarious!

    • UnluckyIrish14 says:

      Dude, can you bring me Dare? PLEEEASEE?

      [/sarcasm – I know he’s doing the messages.]

      • DT62 says:

        Seriously? She wasn’t even hawt. Not like bsangel hawt anyway.

        • UnluckyIrish14 says:

          Dude, did you not read the note at the bottom of the post?
          Jeez, did you finish high school?

    • Marksman says:

      Wouldn’t her callsign be more appropriately; Puzzle Booble? Just sayin’.

  10. SonofMacPhisto says:

    hey do u think u can introduce meh to that SOMP guy?!!! hez sooooooo dreemy

    • bs angel says:

      He really is. :swoons:

    • *facepalm*

      • SonofMacPhisto says:

        ur just jealous lol

        • no u

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          haha u got thumb down get owned!!!111!one!!!eleven!!! :D

      • IcyTreats says:

        *co-ordinated facepalm*

    • UnluckyIrish14 says:

      *singsong voice* Someone’s a little conceited.

      How about that Irish14 guy? No? Yeah, he’s a bit of an idiot.
      Freakin’ Irish people.

  11. SkelBrute says:

    Hi, angel, about those sticky grenades….yeah… you should leave those on the ground…

    lol, you are such big time internet star! Surely you can get me the recons.

    Sent you a voice message – “Hi, its [insert creepy stalker guy gamertag] again, why won’t you return my messages?” X5

    Status Check =] So, are you tired of playing with Johnson yet?

    Hey, do u think u can help me pick out Apollo’s new color for the day? Thanks, Jim….

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      she never returns the messages… lol

      • bs angel says:

        I return all messages, just not in a timely fashion … oops!

      • Poopie McGhee says:

        oops! i give you a ROFL waffle to make you feel better (who came up with that?)…

  12. Kamikaze8 says:

    lol, your such a booble head.

    XD

    • bs angel says:

      LOL!! Perfect.

  13. Billdebeast says:

    lol, youre such a BAMF

  14. Das Kalk says:

    lol, you are such a beautiful person and possibly the most amazing human being evar!

    • Sailor Harry says:

      lol, you are such a beautiful person and possible the most amazing human being evar! That’s why I installed cameras inside your house. Watch your webcam at…

      • Das Kalk says:

        HA! i thought she knew about those! :O

        just kidding

  15. Sailor Harry says:

    hi a friend told me you leik mudkips

    • Exspartan 138 says:

      that was what I instantly thought of.

  16. UnluckyIrish14 says:

    Status Check = ] You ready for another round? [insert Tucker saying “Bow Chicka Bow Wow” here]

  17. Mizzy says:

    “Hey do you think you can start sticking the OTHER team this time?”

    • bs angel says:

      Request denied.

      • Marksman says:

        Hey, quick idea: Why not make a sticky-betrayal-tage? I’d watch it.

  18. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    LOL you are such a BETRAYER!

    hey do you think you can dress up like cortana and jump out of a birthday cake!

  19. Scotty-Bob says:

    Hey, do you think you can come check out my cod piece? I think Master Chief and I may have had a mix-up!

  20. DethPwn says:

    hey, do you think you can help me out? you see i am a intelligent nigerian busyness man, who could use your help. in return for your assistance, i will reward you 14 million dollars american.

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      too coppect spelinng… iT Goes Lik this— hey, do you think you can holp me out ? you see am a inteligant nigerian busyness man, who use your help. in return for you assustance, i will reward you 14 million dollars american. I just ned you credit card number for so i can foward your money to you…

      (I Didn’t mean any offense to you, just the spambots (or whatever they are))

      I’ve gotten these… God i hate spammers like that

      • DethPwn says:

        You’re right, mine looked too high quality :)

  21. Puzzle bobble! They should really change it puzzle booble (it sound more fun!).

  22. Poopie McGhee says:

    hi a friend told me you sold food nipples… (or something like that)

  23. PikminGod says:

    “hi, angel, about that pregnancy test…ya i’m pretty sure it can’t be mine and i’ll be contacting my lawyers about a restraining order…”

    -Stosh

    • Chris Haldor says:

      Well at least we know who to blame…

  24. PikminGod says:

    the first time i read it i saw

    “lol, you are such a puzzle bobble they sent you a voice message!”

  25. staticrift says:

    “Hi a friend told me your a chick or somthing. Hehe boobz and halo”

  26. StephaBon says:

    “lol, you are such bad luck..”
    “hey do you think you can play Firfight with me tonight?”
    “hi a friend told me your gamertag and all about your blog.”

    • bs angel says:

      You nailed the beginning of the first one, that’s it exactly!

  27. Das Kalk says:

    “hi do you think you can stop getting in the way of my warthog or at least get in it, because i keep betraying you…”

    TOPICAL HUMOR!

  28. Mr Viper says:

    “hi, angel, about that thing last night at the club. i was really wasted and my brother kept telling me to stop being so cowardly (that bitch never shuts up, stupid cam whore) and i acted really stupid. i shouldnt have asked if i could ride you like a yoshi, or mention that i had a secret level i wanted to to play, but you have to grab my key to get it. anyways, im really sorry.

    best wishes,

    Luigi”

  29. SpaceGhost2K says:

    hi, angel, about that height requirement…

    ____________________ THIS line.

  30. SpaceGhost2K says:

    Scroll up. Up more. More up.

    OK, NOW that line.

    :D

  31. Mikey Rocks says:

    hey do u think u can stop betraying me for one minute so we can win this game?

    hi, angel, about that last game, im sorry i booted you but 10 betrayals is just a little too much.

  32. xX Prime x says:

    “lol, you are such a beast with those plasma but you mind throwing them at the opponents, NOT at me.”

  33. Exspartan 138 says:

    hi, a friend told me about last night…We need to talk.

  34. AOClaus says:

    hi a friend told me . . . that you’re looking for some hot cod piece on cod piece action. my cod piece is quite shiny and is expandable to accommodate different sizes depending on the situation. reply if interested.

  35. Tactful says:

    hey, angel, about this amazing offer; basically, a few weeks ago i was contacted by the king of nigeria…

  36. Marksman says:

    “hey, do you think you can tell me why a friend told me that you got a voice message saying hey angel, you are such a b…”
    That’s right. Link’d em. What.

  37. Ny Hitman 0401 says:

    hey do u think u ca… hey do u think u can suk ma dick? plezzz!?!

  38. iPurism says:

    “Why did you deny my request to enter the base from the rear?”

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