They Let Me Choose

master chief and cortana cosplay

As seen at Fan Expo Canada ’09
You're dressed up as what?

94 Responses to They Let Me Choose

  1. matt! says:

    sweet baby jesus! is that a man or a woman? Is that “Cortano?”

    • Whizzel says:

      Today on TMZ:

      J Lo considering 107th liposuction……

      Madonna eats kittens, fact or fiction?

      John 117 turned to comfort food with the announcement of Halo:Legends….

      • Sharkuel says:

        i allways assumed that underneath the armor, the chief was a fat bastard… xD lol

  2. InsaneViking says:

    Violet you’re turning violet, Violet!

    • JLay says:

      Willy Wonka told her not to eat that gum! Now she has to be taken to the juicing room. Quick, call the Oompa Loompas with your Flute Hero controller!

  3. Wolfseye says:

    Why, God, Why?

  4. Crazy A 64 says:

    Oh dear god! Looks like fat chief just pissed himself!!

    • awesomeman says:

      It does!!!

    • Zwooosh says:

      AHAHA DX why did you have to point that out XD

      Didn’t notice it, before I double checked :P

      • Scotty-Bob says:

        Nope… that’s codpiece sweat!! XD

  5. ShippouSwaan says:

    Oh God! MY EYES!

  6. snotwoogle says:

    Oh, That is Hilarious, Yet Disturbing…and then some more Disturbing on top of that.

  7. Ray says:


    Cortana ate another AI and Barney has his own Mjolnir!


    • Ny Hitman 0401 says:


  8. For a second there, I thought that plasma pistol was a spray bottle. O.o

    • bs angel says:

      I could not for the life of me figure out what that was. I’m glad you recognized it!

    • Skeah says:

      oh wow. yeah, all i was seeing was spray bottle… and i have two of what might be the same plasma pistol (laser tag ones) sitting less than 5 feet away from me. just used them yesterday too. shame on me, shun the non-believer and all.

  9. Mike says:

    it reminds me of the halo anime… and thats not a good thing

  10. t0rm3n7 says:

    What you have seen, cannot be unseen…
    Now where’s my knife…

  11. Naepa34 says:

    so this is what happened after the end of halo 3…

  12. FishType1 says:


  13. Mr Viper says:

    “But you had something they didn’t, something no one saw but me: about 300 pounds.

    … actually, they probably could see that. From space.”

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      from the ark… eww… to each his (or her own)… glad to see that even LARGE people can enjoy cosplay and Halo at the same time…. “Nobody’s Perfect This Mess Is A Place” ~William Murderface’s Tattoo

    • newguy2445 says:

      The sad thing is that this Halo fan probably has seen these comments, I hope he hasn’t. He’s a fan like the rest of us, sure he might have some weight issues, but it’s not a good thing to pick on people over that especially when you don’t know why he is overweight.

      Hell for all we know he might have had a depressing childhood, crap parents or such, he might have eaten to feel better, and now here he is actually expressing something he enjoys, only to have people insult him. I’ve learnt not to judge people over what we consider imperfections, nobody is perfect.

      I hope he doesn’t read this blog. I applaud him.

      • Mr Viper says:

        I was less making fun of him, more making fun of what Halo would have actually been like with a 300 pound Master-Chief.

        To be honest, I find the funniest thing about that particular picture to be the guys ‘bubble’ helmet and the womans “what the hell am I doing” face.

        • Skeah says:

          it is pretty nice costuming though, bubble helmet and all lol. kinda think that they might have done the bubble helmet on purpose, to make it look like a “cute and chubby” version. >_>

        • Poopie McGhee says:

          hmm… that seems like a good explination… i was wondering why…

        • Whizzel says:

          Umm seriously if he went out in public like that he KNEW he was gonna look funny and was accepting of the fact it was humorous from the get-go. A lot of obese people make fat jokes about themselves and I hafta admit, this is the funniest one I ‘ve seen yet.

  14. VoltRabbit says:

    What the Flood and Covenant could not do, was finally accomplished by a WoW addiction.

    • Visitor at home says:

      Hm. That does bring disturbing thoughts to mind.

  15. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    I am scared

  16. DeepCee says:

    Did anyone notice the AR that looks like a BR ?

    • Visitor at home says:

      I think it has a silencer. Only thing that will be silent there, sadly.

  17. DTA_MoonDawg says:

    She’s turning into a blueberry!!!

    • Ragingterror says:

      Willy Wonka reference FTW

  18. Stryder says:

    117: “Allow me to show you what’s under my codpiece?
    BS Angel: “Dear God No!!”

    • Whizzel says:

      No, thats not right. It’s probably just like Peter Griffin when he’s naked. The fat just covers everything up so removing the Codpiece wont reveal anything.

      • Poopie McGhee says:

        Exactly… seen borat? that fat guy is just like peter griffin in that sense

  19. Tactful says:

    You misspelled “Chews” in the title.

  20. Das Kalk says:

    there are so many things i could say right now, but all that I am GOING to say is this

    Porktana and Master Chef

  21. Visitor at home says:

    Master Chef?

  22. I can never look at Cortana the same… thanks angel, my life in now a hollow shell… or a shallow hell… or both…

    • bs angel says:

      You’re welcome!

      • Ny Hitman 0401 says:

        Weird to say, my brother played with his *BLAM* and it was all over the chair…. I told him that Cortana was a guy, he threw up, 7 times :D

  23. Viktim says:

    Angel… I’ll never forgive you for this…

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      thank you for giving me nightmares and destroying my wanting to play Halo 3 Campaign again… Guess I’ll Have to wait For ODST…

  24. Radius says:

    That is wrong or SO many levels.

  25. Tentimook says:


  26. Drawed says:


  27. Personsen says:

    *wipes blood from eyes*

  28. Leeumm says:

    *Sigh* Leave it to us Canucks.

  29. Captain Spark says:

    You got to love’em for this. What made me laugh was the huge size of the Spartan helmet.

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      it’s like a bucket on halloween that kids use to put candy in…

    • JLay says:

      Look at the size of that boy’s head.
      I’m not kidding, it’s like an orange on a toothpick!
      Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid. Has it’s own weather system.
      I’m not kidding, that boy’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite point at parts! He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight…..on his huge pillow!
      (movie reference)

      • Poopie McGhee says:

        what movie?

        • JLay says:

          Mike Myers in So I Married An Axe Murderer.

      • ZZoMBiE13 says:

        Nice one. I love that movie. :)

  30. pwkwsfi says:

    1. MC fan got the weight correct, just not the height.

    2. Cortana looks like she needs to purge her buffers.

    • StephaBon says:

      LOL. Never thought about the whole thousand pound thing. lol. Very clever for both of those statements.

    • Poopie McGhee says:

      that’s a very intelligent comment (pwkwsfi) not just…”OINK OINK” and stuff like that

      • Poopie McGhee says:

        thumbs down for a compliment?

    • pwkwsfi says:

      aw, thanks guys.

      3. Bet they can’t stick it.
      4.There’s nothing wrong with the picture. It’s MC and Cortana . . . on Jupiter!

  31. D taktics says:

    This cannot be unseen.

  32. BSG Daffy says:

    I feel kind of bad for laughing, but damn people, know your body type and what not to do with it!

  33. HellCat says:

    I scratched my eyes out and i still see it! Why angel why? what did we do?
    I think they may have got the proportions wrong. Chiefs fat should go to his muscle and cortanas shhould go to her chest. I bet their mums made it

  34. StephaBon says:

    I’d say that codpiece looks rather small on this Chief…

  35. cmelo says:

    at first i was like o_o
    then i realized, how lucky is it for 1. two people enjoying/doing something together they love and 2. actually having the courage to actually go out in public like that.

    • bs angel says:

      110% agreed. :)

    • soulofaqua says:

      oh and 3. Thank god they didn’t cosplay something from God of War -cringes at the thought of fat kratos-

  36. ImTriForceGuy says:

    In the words of one of my favorite comedian, Ron White, “Things that make you go buhuh”

  37. SonofMacPhisto says:

    You never see this crap posted at HBO. Jeeze. ;)

    • Louis Wu says:

      Oops – should I pull the newspost?

  38. the blue shoe says:

    I’d do her.

    • ShadowNova DVX says:

      You are not worth of being a man. Have SOME standards!

    • JLay says:

      Be sure to leave on your boots, for extra traction! Hawgin’ Boots!

    • MGH1138 says:

      You are a trooper.

  39. HellCat says:

    How can he/she smile? Don’t they know how stupid they look

    • newguy2445 says:

      Do you know how ‘stupid’ you look?
      I mean clearly somebody who is ‘stupid’ would actually be able to design their own costume, stupid people do that all the time.

      Let them have some fun,

      “I scratched my eyes out and i still see it! Why angel why? what did we do?
      I think they may have got the proportions wrong. Chiefs fat should go to his muscle and cortanas shhould go to her chest. I bet their mums made it”

      You are a jackass, they’re costumes for fun, they’re not saying they’re in the perfect body build to look exactly like MC and Cortana, how would you like it if people pointed out all the problems with your body? I think your mum wants to go back on her computer.

      • IcyTreats says:

        I agree. Everyone has flaws, I mean, just cause these 2 wanted to do somethin that they felt like doing doesnt make them any different then we are. Would you have the guts to go out there and do what these two are doing now?

  40. Pete Cooper says:

    Further proof that extreme atmosphere decompression can have violent side-effects.

  41. JLay says:

    Tron guy, is that you underneath that armor?

  42. A Deaf Boy says:


  43. Sarge Tomzilla says:

    Hey Angel, remember when I described my first pick as “Please Excuse Me While I Gouge Out My Eyes”-Fugly during the Fugliest Avatar Contest judging? I use that phrase again. Now if you’ll excuse me to find the knife.

  44. halcylon says:

    Who wants to have a cankle contest!?

  45. SPU7N1K says:

    They’ve got guts. Pun intended.

  46. Kato says:

    You chose… poorly.

  47. CyanDeadEye says:


  48. REM says:

    this will very soon become the image for one of those FAIL posters =.=

  49. DE JRwakebord says:

    I’m going to go burn my eyeballs out with bleach now.

  50. Qwepir says:

    They let you choose? Like, what, what drugs you wanted before you went out in public like that?

  51. CynthiaI says:

    Well its nice to know that immature people are everywhere….that would happen to be me and my boyfriend that the majority of you are making fun of.
    We did these costumes to have fun…which is exactaly what we did…
    We went out dressed up and had fun instead of sitting at home behind my computer making fun of people.
    Real mature…
    Didn’t realize that going out to expo’s and dressing up had to be so politically correct…but I hate to bring this fact up but NO ONE IN THE WORLD IS EXACTALLY LIKE THE PERSON THEY’RE PORTRAYING

  52. chez says:

    Quite honestly, you people need to grow the fuck up and stop judging people. Worry about your asses before you decide to open your traps and take the piss outta people. Seriously. What grade are you people in? 2? They should be allowed to be any character they want to be, I thought they did a great job.

  53. edie says:

    Eso pasa cuando regresan del espacio…cortana tiene un virus dentro?…

  54. brian says:

    chief really let himself go huh?

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