Twitter T&A Thursday: Master Chief Is a Girl

Twitter T&A is where I ask your T(houghts) about various video game-related topics and you give me your A(nswers), all via Twitter. Sometimes serious, sometimes silly, they’re all 140 characters or less. You know what they say, less is more. Or something like that.

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master chief is a she
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*Thank you to @DasKalk, who clearly loves the Chief more than we knew, for the question inspiration!
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29 Responses to Twitter T&A Thursday: Master Chief Is a Girl

  1. Crazeye0 says:

    “Why stop there, remove the chest plate next” had to be the best.

    • SPOC XLI says:

      I can’t help but agree. :P

      • UnluckyIrish14 says:

        Same here. ;)

        • HellCat says:

          ditto

    • HALO3syourdaddy says:

      Yep lol, for sure ^_^

    • danieljc2008 says:

      THe one with the teabagging is true… XD lol jk

  2. Pete Cooper says:

    Last week, on Halo 3
    Or maybe it was ODST
    Walked into a Firefight
    Chief walked in – a girl, to my delight and I
    JIZZED.
    IN.
    MY PANTS.

    • Wizzel says:

      Well at least this solves the dilemma of: wouldn’t it hurt if MC got a boner in his armor?

      • UnluckyIrish14 says:

        That made me laugh out loud!

      • HellCat says:

        If he did get one it’d be so big it would break his codpiece

      • Crymsonnite says:

        haven’t you seen monty oums video?
        it shorts out that part of the shield XD

    • StephaBon says:

      weirdest song ever. You should remake it with lyrics like these.

      • Lincoln says:

        More like GREATEST SONG EVER.

  3. Poopie McGhee says:

    then i too want a MC personalized codpiece… haha

  4. If Master Chief was a girl, I would be very, very confused.

    I’m sure some people would get a kick out of the whole Chief-and-Cortana thing, if it were true, though.

    • Wizzel says:

      Funny you should say that. My tweet that wasn’t featured said something about Cortana being a lesbian.

  5. BenOfBodom says:

    ‘John’ sure would be a funny name for a girl…

    • pittofdoom says:

      It could be “Jean”. That could be a girl’s name. Maybe the Chief is French.

      …Nah.

      • Qix says:

        Speaking of French… Have you heard any cutscenes from the French version of Halo 2? It’s not Master Chief. It’s Master Chef.

        • soulofaqua says:

          My first copy of Halo 2 was accidentally french. Except for the menus. (it was my first Halo) So when starting up the story I thought it was awesome the aliens had their own language >.>; that was… until the humans also started speaking alien and only then I noticed it was french… that for someone who had french for two years… hurray!

        • IcyTreats says:

          Réveillez-moi quand vous avez besoin de moi. ^^

        • soulofaqua says:

          -hugs icytreats- French is so hot

  6. Wasiq Khn says:

    Mine isn’t there :(
    WasiqKhan@bsangel I would say: “You use voice-masking too!”

  7. Tentimook says:

    Mine is funny , thanks for adding it

  8. AOClaus says:

    So the Master Chief is really the great, great, great grand daughter of Dr. Girlfriend?

    • I can’t decide if that would be really awesome, or really creepy.

  9. Kato says:

    I can’t believe I missed this one. Eh, I probably would have responded with something sexist, anyway. ;-)

  10. Das Kalk says:

    YAY! glad you used my suggestion, too bad I wasn’t around to give funny replies to it :(

  11. davyboy94 says:

    ROFL @ Apollo xD

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