Halo Drinking Games

What do you get when you mix one of your favorite video games, a group of rowdy friends, and a generous amount of alcohol? Many of us unruly types refer to that as a guaranteed good time. Bored stiff from the standard drink upon every death version, I have concocted a handful of gametype-specific drinking games intended to enhance your already pleasurable Halo experience. Grab your favorite libation, make sure you have a few buckets handy, and get ready for a scandalous evening of debauchery. And let’s just put it this way, these games are not suitable for Harrison’s mom. You’ve been warned.

capture the flag halo

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capture the flag halo medalNormal Version: Take a shot when you grab the flag and successfully capture it without dropping it a single time.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you hear an incessant string of “flag stolen, flag dropped” announcements. Then stab your own eardrums.

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assault halo

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assault halo medalNormal Version: Take a shot when you successfully beat an opponent down with the bomb.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time your team arms the bomb but the other team disarms it in one second flat. With only one person sitting on it.

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slayer halo

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weapon spree halo medalNormal Version: Take a shot when you get a specific weapon spree (shotgun, sword, sniper, or splatter).
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time one of your teammates betrays you for said weapon. Then watch them not do a single thing with it.

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king of the hill halo

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king of the hill halo medalNormal Version: Take a shot when you spawn and the hill immediately moves directly next to you.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you spawn at the farthest most point from the current hill. Then curse when you finally get there and it moves.

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oddball halo

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oddball halo medalNormal Version: Take a shot when you get a Killing Spree or higher while holding the ball.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time the person you’ve almost killed jumps off the map with the ball when you’re nowhere near the spawn point.

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vip halo

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stuck halo medalNormal Version: Take a shot when you successfully stick the opposing VIP with a plasma grenade.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time all your teammates run off and leave you alone when you’re the VIP. Btw, they took all the battle rifles too.

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territories halo

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perfection halo medalNormal Version: Take a shot when you successfully keep the other team from capturing a single territory.
Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you veto Land Grab and then get Territories. Or vice versa. Fucking Halo.

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*Always drink responsibly. Don’t drink if you are underage. Never drink and drive. Blah blah blah. Wort wort wort.

57 Responses to Halo Drinking Games

  1. Connor Lonske says:

    First of all, First.
    Second of all, that is all.

    • BenOfBodom says:

      Congratulations on getting the most ‘thumb-downs’ on HawtyMcbloggy ever!

      • SonofMacPhisto says:

        lawl get pwned

      • Weezey31 says:

        He’s still 22 off my record.

    • Mace Windex says:

      Man, I remember my first day on the internet, too!

      • Cyrus the Virus says:

        Ha Ha the first time i heard that one I almost fell off my dinosaur!
        damn that movie is hilarious

        • DethPwn says:

          Step Brothers FTW!

          Seen it like 20 times!

    • danieljc2008 says:

      jerk.

  2. Crazy A 64 says:

    There’s been a sudden rise in the amount of “Firsts” on this site of late. Me no likey!

    If I drank this would be awesome but I don’t… perhaps if I tried it with the blue M&M’s it may have the same effect?!

    • Scotty-Bob says:

      That’s great! Yay for blue M&M’s! I personally like the brown ones better!

    • StuntDouble2483 says:

      Unfortunately, as the site becomes more well known and traffic increases, you’re going to have more idiots firsting. One of the sad realities of the internet.

      Of course, I’m just ass-uming the site is getting more traffic (I’m relatively new here, myself). Only Angel knows for sure…

      Great article, by the way. I’m tired of “drink for every death” as well, as I die a lot, meaning that after about the first game, I have to stop or risk alcohol poisoning. Twenty shots of whiskey in 8 minutes just isn’t a good thing. Its a physiological fact, lol!

      • InsaneViking says:

        Maybe, but I bet BS likes firsting. Oh no, wait, I was thinking of something else.

    • bs angel says:

      Go for the green ones Crazy A 64!

    • DethPwn says:

      Red FTW?

      • UnluckyIrish14 says:

        [Insert Red vs. Blue quote here]

        • brmonkey says:

          “BLEEP BLOOP! i have so many achievables!”

    • Ocean Man says:

      or we could drink root beer. :)

      • Admiral Madden says:

        if you drink enough pop, then drive a mongoose with a “penis-elite” riding bitch, you will find the image of the elite looking behind you that much funnier…

        IT BENDS!!!!!

  3. Omnicent says:

    You forgot one.

    MLG-
    Normal Version: Take a shot every time you 4-shot a scrub.
    Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you get killed by a “laggy bk.”

    <_<

    • -S- says:

      “killed by a laggy bk”aka “everytime you die and blame it on lag…i mean it isn’t you, bc you’re naturally untouchable and not a bk”

      • Omnicent says:

        “killed by a laggy bk” aka “everytime you die and blame it on lag…i mean it isn’t you, bc you’re naturally untouchable and not a bk”

        Damn straight, us pro MLG types kill real good and aren’t afraid of nothin’! 0_o?

      • Jake says:

        How about
        Get drunk fast: Take a shot when you hear your super serious teammate that complains that everyone is lagging when he dies, but when he does good you hear nothing at all.

  4. Wizzel says:

    Lol. Angel is still not over that Harrisons mom thing.

    Grifball version:

    Normal Version: Take a shot every time you get Sword pwned with the Bomb.
    Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time a teammate betrays you so they can pick up the bomb.

    • GeneralCupcakes says:

      WRONG

      Take a shot every time the bomb is dropped.

      • Staticrift says:

        BOTH WRONG

        Take a shot every time some noob gets the bomb and makes no atempt at arming it.

        Although the noobs usually has to betray you to get the bomb in the first place :(

        • bs angel says:

          Get Drunk in World Record Time Version: Take a shot every time bs angel accidentally betrays you. OOPS!

        • Staticrift says:

          Drunkenness or liver failure?

          :D

        • BigCountry1369 says:

          ^^^Replying to Angel’s comment above….

          I would have died from alcohol related causes during Grifball weekend. Nix that, I would have already been dead from Social Skirmish nights of Territories/Land Grab…it was nice to have known you

  5. Cat says:

    Brilliant! Love it!

  6. SPOC says:

    I absolutely LOVE it! Thanks

  7. I might have to start playing CTF more often…

  8. Scott says:

    We play with the K/D. The bad players would take a shot for every -5 they were and the good ones every +5. That seems to work good.

  9. TofuDragon7 says:

    Has anyone found when they play drunk Halo, they play better?

    Happens to me, luckily I’m not bothered about rank/winning a lot so my liver can breathe a sigh of relief.

    • KalamariKidd says:

      Dunno about Halo, but I used to play mario kart 64 drunk in my college days and it game me mad skillz.

    • bs angel says:

      I do! Well sometimes that is. I have that fine line where if I’m happily buzzing it actually improves my skills as I hesitate less and play more aggressive. Pass that point though and I spend the whole time alternating between asking what gametype we’re playing, if we’re on offense or defense, making bad jokes, and falling asleep.

  10. DeepCee says:

    I should try this :P

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      What does ODS Steve drink?

      • bs angel says:

        Whatever it is, you know he’s double fisting it!

        • DeepCee says:

          2 is better than 1 :D

      • DeepCee says:

        Possibly this

        http://supercocktails.com/2025/Laser-Beam

  11. Viktim says:

    Why does everybody hate territories so much?

    How about

    Big Team Battle –
    Normal Version: Take a shot for winning the game.
    Get Drunk Fast Verision: Take a shot for every dropper.

  12. Leeumm says:

    Jesus. If I tried this, I’d have alcohol poisoning in the first 10 seconds of the game.

  13. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Maybe I’m getting up in years, but I still don’t understand drinking games. I need an excuse to drink? Besides hot women? I don’t understand. :(

  14. halodrinkerextraordinair says:

    normal version: drink every time you get a montage moment (multi-kill that is a triple kill or above, berserker or above, double kill with one snipe, etc.)
    get drunk fast version: drink every time your teammate yells into your earpiece about how they just got the most epic stick or most baller snipe EVER and how they should go pro

    never-drink version: drink when someone on xbox live acts like a decent human being
    normal version: drink when someone makes a callout that is actually useful
    get drunk fast version: drink when someone acts like a douche-bag, an asshole, or a dickhead

    in all seriousness though, these are kind of complicated and i probably wouldn’t remember them while drinking. My friends and I usually do a warm-up FFA game to 50 where everyone drink when the player in first reaches a multiple of ten. From then on, if we win a game we drink, and if we lose a game we drink slightly less.

  15. DethPwn says:

    Mario Party

    Normal Version: Take a shot every time you win a star.
    Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time you’re 3 blocks or less from the star and it moves.

    \-/

  16. NartFOpc says:

    Recon

    Normal Version: Take a shot every time you receive a friend request after a game.
    Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot every time someone asks you how you got it.

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      Alcohol Poisoning: Finish the bottle after hearing, ‘OMG THAT GUY AS RECON!’ Bonus points if they’re talking about bs angel.

  17. meyagi and i are gonna have to give this our thorough “test and retest over and over” treatment.

  18. HellCat says:

    I’m glad i don’t play this game if i did i’d be throwing up over my console within minutes. And the fact i’m underage… but thats not a big deal, is it?

  19. upsetgoldfish says:

    Poor Harrison’s mom, she just cared too much…..

    I can haz another achievement:

    Bungie.Net – Get Drunk Version – Take a shot per number of “Recon” based threads in the forums.

    Get Drunk Fast Version: Take a shot for every “My BR is BROKEN – DAMN YOU BUNGIE” thread in the forum.

    :D Anyways, great post, nice games :P

    • Admiral Madden says:

      Flood Forum Getting Drunk Fast Game: drink everytime someone posts a “BarrelRoll”

  20. XMixMasterX says:

    You’re getting very popular HMB :-)

    You’re even getting ‘firsted’… or is that ‘first’ed?

    Halo drinking game: Drink when a particular event happens.

    Halo drunk fast game: When you turn the game on, keep slamming shots every time you hear the them song – you’re not allowed to push any buttons or start the game.

  21. Darth_nazgul says:

    If I was to take part in the get drunk fast ones, I’d become a living brewery.

  22. ODST Alpha says:

    Needs more Flags that are being Armed, methinks.

  23. Admiral Madden says:

    Fiesta Gametype
    Normal Version: drink every time someone teabags at least 5 dips before exploding
    Get Drunk Fast Version: drink whenever you bring a plasma pistol to a rocket fight.

  24. eclipser 84 says:

    I do believe we have just discovered how bs angel spends her saturday nights.

    • bs angel says:

      And Friday nights, and Thursday nights, and Wednesday nights, and … ;)

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