Is Megan Fox Secretly Miranda Keyes?

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megan fox and miranda keyes
Is Megan Fox secretly Miranda Keyes? Vote after the jump!

Current other votes:

  • Are they going to make out?
  • Hell no.
  • Sex.
  • No. Miranda Keyes has beautiful thumbs.
  • Mmmm…Megan Fox… Hold on, what did you say?
  • Pie.
  • That would just make Megan Fox all the better.
  • I’ll take ’em both.
  • OM NOM NOM NOM
  • Eww.. Gross.
  • Just with a face transplant
  • At least from the waist down.
  • Clamtastrophe!
  • What do you mean “click to enlarge”?
  • She also has toes on her hands.
  • fap fap fap
  • I friggen hope so!
  • I thought Megan Fox was Master Chief?
  • Follow the arrow… there is pie.
  • Camel toe vs. Moose Knuckle
  • What are you smoking! HELL YEAH!

*Kudos to Tentimook, who appreciates all things down under, for noticing the similarities!

40 Responses to Is Megan Fox Secretly Miranda Keyes?

  1. HALO3syourdaddy says:

    lol… oh no

  2. Skibur says:

    How embarrassing… How could you do that to… Miranda!?

  3. Jillybean says:

    Having just seen Transformers 2, I think Miranda may be a more advanced version, one with more polygons . . .

    • xX Prime x says:

      Was it a good movie?

      • Rhamsey says:

        i could be biased, considering i hated the first one, and havent seen the second one. but as someone who grew up on transformers, i hated the first movie, and the second one looks just as bad.

        • mendicantbias00 says:

          I 100% agree..I thought the first one was awful, and until they bring in the Dinobots, I wont see a sequel.

      • Jillybean says:

        It wasn’t a BAD movie.

        I wasn’t a huge Transformers fan so I was just pleased to see Optimus Prime beat things up when I saw the first one. This one is two and a half hours of Optimus talking and about half an hour of him beating things up, interspersed with Megan Fox’s lips squishing against the camera.

        Watching them transform is great though, so it’s really all a moot point.

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          The special effects involved to make that happen boggle the mind. They animated over 10,000 individual truck parts for Optimus Prime. Yowza!

  4. Pete Cooper says:

    Miranda has nicer thumbs.

    • Tentimook says:

      Haha, true

  5. Mizzy says:

    I don’t think Miranda could ever demean herself to become a Vinegar-farts McGee.

  6. SonofMacPhisto says:

    Are they going to make out? I think that would be the best way to tell.

    • LordOsiris says:

      Agreed. And maybe post a hour long video on Xtube.

  7. TofuDragon7 says:

    I’ve only JUST THIS SECOND noticed the TOE!

  8. Rhamsey says:

    I dont really like megan fox, but this is hilarious, perhaps megan should play keyes in a halo movie, kinda like the zoey from left for head.

    • Mizzy says:

      I would prefer a non-skanky looking Miranda, and someone with some actual acting talent.

  9. Ah… Yikes. Meg needs baggier pants.

  10. Das Kalk says:

    I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE FIND HER ATTRACTIVE…

    • DethPwn says:

      I think Transformers geeks needed an excuse for why they… ahem… in their pants while watching the movie, and just blamed the actress who played NO IMPORTANT ROLE in advancing the main plot.

    • MGH1138 says:

      As a car guy, I can tell you the moment I found her attractive was when I saw her bend over the Camaro and start talking engines….I almost fainted. ;)

      • KNITEpanda says:

        Agrees with MGH, a girl that can talk about car/engines….Super Hot.

  11. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    Ergg, I only watched some of the first Transformers in art class. There goes another product of the American entertainment industry with a tacked-on love story.
    Ugh.

  12. SonofMacPhisto says:

    To me, the ends justify the means with the Transformers movies. Megan Fox means more money for production which means MORE AWESOME SCENES OF ROBOTS KICKING EACH OTHER ALL OVER THE PLACE!

    Without the typical pop culture crap it wouldn’t be commercially viable and not get made at all. I’m ok with this. :P

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      I mean, I’m ok with selling my artistic soul for a piece of big screen Optimus Prime.

      • DethPwn says:

        I too felt a piece of my childhood shrivel up and die when they made NOT ONE FREAKING MENTION to the ACTUAL Transformers theme.

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          I don’t think I was clear enough. I loved everything about the first movie. For me, I’m happy to put up with silly commercialism if it means watching my childhood heroes prance about the big screen.

  13. Peter_Simp says:

    Lol… also I find your lack of spoon disturbing

  14. Tentimook says:

    Haha, I can’t believe you posted that

    • bs angel says:

      It’s so not like me, I know. ;)

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      Did you ever see the ORIGINAL arrow post? This is child’s play, dear Tentimook. :P

  15. John Stvan says:

    Most readers don’t fully yet understand the importance of both the arrow and toe. ^_^

  16. HellCat says:

    well there goes my vision of a threesome gee thanks BS Angel

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      No man, you got to seize the opportunity. Let Miranda show Megan the ropes, literally! Giggity giggity goo!

  17. Sarge Tomzilla says:

    I don’t see any…oh…right, forgot this was Hawty McBloggy. Sorry, my mind ain’t right when I wake up :P

    • bs angel says:

      Unacceptable. Get your mind in the gutter, STAT!

      • Sarge Tomzilla says:

        On it! Remember: Abandon All Innocence, Ye Who Enter Here!

  18. H3WM Jester says:

    I think if those pants got any tighter her hooha would swallow the rest of her body and create a black hole, which is coincidentaly the way Keyes activates her warp drive.

    • DethPwn says:

      Win, yet gross.

  19. Monkey_lord says:

    They kind of look alike, if I squint and drink a few cans of beer. What caught my attention is Megan fox’s pants really expresses her labia majora… a lot, and Miranda mons pubis is also expressed a lot. WTF is that the only thing I learned in Human Anatomy?!?! I wished my 360 did not get the red ring or death. P.S. Megan Fox might be the higher resolution version of Miranda; just speculating.

  20. VANDALSPREPARE2ATTACK says:

    MEGAN IS STUPID AND GROSE!!BUT ID RATHER TAKE MIRANDA!CHICACHICACHICAWOWOWOWOWOW!

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