Master Chief Really Is a Supersoldier
June 18, 2009 52 Comments
Master Chief is a 6’7″ tall cybernetically enhanced supersoldier. In his full attire, he weighs in at approximately 1,000 pounds but have you ever wondered what exactly is hanging out under all that MJOLNIR armor? Between the muscular enhancement injections and the sheer strength needed to meet the demands of the heavy suit, I would say that graphic-muscle’s rather ripped version of our favorite Spartan is probably more than a little accurate. Or maybe I just like thinking it is. Regardless, feel free to enjoy the full-size picture after the jump. I know I certainly have. Multiple times as a matter of fact.
*Image posted with permission.
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There goes my appetite.
yeah, me too |-P
Oh!
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Ohh I do not like that.
LOL, so close yet so far!
It’s a fine, fine line.
I still have no idea why I even clicked this link! We all knew it was coming… Oh god! ALT+F+X ALT+F+X!!!!!
agreed
Guess I’m not the only one who finds that image freaky.
Me too, but i don’t think thats how he would look. Maybe a little less muscular, because they’re bones cannot break, so they wont need all the extra muscle
Master Chief says no to steroids.
There goes the need for the crotch armour…. :P
But yes to overall genetic enhancements lol
*affects Comic Book Guy voice* “Uh, actually, it is a well known fact that Spartan 117 John aka the ‘Master Chief’ is quite pale under his suit do to a lack of sunlight. Good day, sir.”
;-)
As a side note, no one tell angel what roids do to your man nuggets, it’ll ruin her fantasy of super ripped Chief here.
They make them disappear. :D
i’m sure he has scrotal implants and other “enhancements”
Good point. I mean, he’s a super soldier, right? What DOESN’T he have?
I thought it said somewhere in the books that hes a eunich
he Probly has major Shrinkige
i do have to say that his armor does a really good job covering that all up! lol
I’ll never see Chief the same way.
How does the helmet stay on with his lack of neck?!
Gravity. With muscles that large, dude’s got his own gravitational pull.
I find the fact that this guy is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more muscular than the Chief, yet is nowhere near as strong as him.
And, steroids are bad for you. There’s a reason all the soldiers in Gears of War have chainsaw bayonettes: they’re compensating for something the steroids took away.
COLD!
He has a second set of shoulders…
is that worse than a double-chin?
…Yes.
oh double yes
DO
NOT
WANT
CANNOT
BE
UNSEEN!
I may never click the jump in this blog again! My eyes! My eyes!
You cannot unsee what you have seen! Muhahahahaha!
That’s….kind of disgusting…
hey, I think I saw that guy last night at Chippend…
er, nevermind
I lol’d
Which location please?
body builders are disgusting. Chief would be so much more proportionally correct
The horror! The horror!
Stop making him look like he came from the street fighter series!
DUDE I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THIS PICTURE OF ME! WTF OMG??????
I don’t find this image disturbing… What the hell is wrong with me????
*Dork mode ON*
Ok, this is not realistic because this model has mostly slow twitch muscles that are used for moving large objects (like weight lifting) and the chief is a soldier trained for speed and stamina. Speed and stamina require fast twitch muscles and generally form smaller and not as bulgy. That’s why football players (and other ‘real’ athletes don’t look like Pro Wrestlers and weight lifters. The guy in this picture can probably dead lift half a ton, but can’t lift his arm above his shoulder and runs the 40 yard dash in about 10.8 seconds. It’s because his leg and arm muscles stop his arm from bending because they are too big and slow making it hard to stretch.
Sorry to rant about art based on a fictional character, but that’s just me…
This guy might be able to pick you up off the ground, but wouldn’t you rather have a guy who can pick you up off the ground and … ok – that’s too dirty.
:-P
Way to be a killjoy….
You enjoy the image?
I’m glad somebody else said it
So creepy. Something tells me this is the much allured-to Giga Chief boss exclusive to Firefight :P
I am pretty sure you did enjoy it, bs angle.
bs angle = 69 degree angle
i’m going to sleep well tonight I guess this is my birthday present for tomorrow
How thoughtful
is it just me or does it look like his head is to small for his body ?
That;s just so wrong on so many levels…..
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Time to erase my memory…
I just barfed.