Master Chief Really Is a Supersoldier

muscular master chiefMaster Chief is a 6’7″ tall cybernetically enhanced supersoldier. In his full attire, he weighs in at approximately 1,000 pounds but have you ever wondered what exactly is hanging out under all that MJOLNIR armor? Between the muscular enhancement injections and the sheer strength needed to meet the demands of the heavy suit, I would say that graphic-muscle’s rather ripped version of our favorite Spartan is probably more than a little accurate. Or maybe I just like thinking it is. Regardless, feel free to enjoy the full-size picture after the jump. I know I certainly have. Multiple times as a matter of fact.

muscular master chief

*Image posted with permission.

52 Responses to Master Chief Really Is a Supersoldier

  1. Falt says:

    There goes my appetite.

    • triptup says:

      yeah, me too |-P

  2. Jillybean says:

    Oh!

    Ohhhhhhhhh!

    Ohh I do not like that.

    • bs angel says:

      LOL, so close yet so far!

      • Jillybean says:

        It’s a fine, fine line.

  3. Crazy A 64 says:

    I still have no idea why I even clicked this link! We all knew it was coming… Oh god! ALT+F+X ALT+F+X!!!!!

    • Rhamsey says:

      agreed

  4. Guess I’m not the only one who finds that image freaky.

    • Me too, but i don’t think thats how he would look. Maybe a little less muscular, because they’re bones cannot break, so they wont need all the extra muscle

  5. tortacular says:

    Master Chief says no to steroids.

    • Whitehawk13 says:

      There goes the need for the crotch armour…. :P

    • Crazy A 64 says:

      But yes to overall genetic enhancements lol

  6. Kato says:

    *affects Comic Book Guy voice* “Uh, actually, it is a well known fact that Spartan 117 John aka the ‘Master Chief’ is quite pale under his suit do to a lack of sunlight. Good day, sir.”

    ;-)

    As a side note, no one tell angel what roids do to your man nuggets, it’ll ruin her fantasy of super ripped Chief here.

    • Lincoln says:

      They make them disappear. :D

    • triptup says:

      i’m sure he has scrotal implants and other “enhancements”

      • Kato says:

        Good point. I mean, he’s a super soldier, right? What DOESN’T he have?

        • warhound says:

          I thought it said somewhere in the books that hes a eunich

  7. YOU KNOW WHY says:

    he Probly has major Shrinkige

  8. i do have to say that his armor does a really good job covering that all up! lol

  9. GeneralCupcakes says:

    I’ll never see Chief the same way.

  10. Mizzy says:

    How does the helmet stay on with his lack of neck?!

    • Gravity. With muscles that large, dude’s got his own gravitational pull.

  11. The Silver Fox says:

    I find the fact that this guy is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more muscular than the Chief, yet is nowhere near as strong as him.

    And, steroids are bad for you. There’s a reason all the soldiers in Gears of War have chainsaw bayonettes: they’re compensating for something the steroids took away.

    • DethPwn says:

      COLD!

  12. Naepa34 says:

    He has a second set of shoulders…

    • triptup says:

      is that worse than a double-chin?

      • MGH1138 says:

        …Yes.

        • setters says:

          oh double yes

  13. LAZR Blade 14 says:

    DO
    NOT
    WANT

  14. BTSculptor says:

    CANNOT
    BE
    UNSEEN!

    I may never click the jump in this blog again! My eyes! My eyes!

    • bs angel says:

      You cannot unsee what you have seen! Muhahahahaha!

  15. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    That’s….kind of disgusting…

  16. CBD says:

    hey, I think I saw that guy last night at Chippend…

    er, nevermind

    • Andy says:

      I lol’d

    • bs angel says:

      Which location please?

  17. StephaBon says:

    body builders are disgusting. Chief would be so much more proportionally correct

  18. Mikey Rocks says:

    The horror! The horror!

  19. Matt7777444 says:

    Stop making him look like he came from the street fighter series!

  20. SonofMacPhisto says:

    DUDE I TOLD YOU NOT TO POST THIS PICTURE OF ME! WTF OMG??????

  21. ChestnutFirefly says:

    I don’t find this image disturbing… What the hell is wrong with me????

  22. XMixMasterX says:

    *Dork mode ON*

    Ok, this is not realistic because this model has mostly slow twitch muscles that are used for moving large objects (like weight lifting) and the chief is a soldier trained for speed and stamina. Speed and stamina require fast twitch muscles and generally form smaller and not as bulgy. That’s why football players (and other ‘real’ athletes don’t look like Pro Wrestlers and weight lifters. The guy in this picture can probably dead lift half a ton, but can’t lift his arm above his shoulder and runs the 40 yard dash in about 10.8 seconds. It’s because his leg and arm muscles stop his arm from bending because they are too big and slow making it hard to stretch.

    Sorry to rant about art based on a fictional character, but that’s just me…

    This guy might be able to pick you up off the ground, but wouldn’t you rather have a guy who can pick you up off the ground and … ok – that’s too dirty.

    :-P

    • Way to be a killjoy….

      • SpartasPhalanx says:

        You enjoy the image?

    • Nauallis says:

      I’m glad somebody else said it

  23. DethPwn says:

    So creepy. Something tells me this is the much allured-to Giga Chief boss exclusive to Firefight :P

  24. Connor Lonske says:

    I am pretty sure you did enjoy it, bs angle.

    • DethPwn says:

      bs angle = 69 degree angle

  25. HellCat says:

    i’m going to sleep well tonight I guess this is my birthday present for tomorrow

    How thoughtful

  26. anghellic says:

    is it just me or does it look like his head is to small for his body ?

  27. abdawg64 says:

    That;s just so wrong on so many levels…..

  28. Ragingterror says:

    ……………

    Time to erase my memory…

  29. Qwepir says:

    I just barfed.

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