Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

Halo Wars

17 Responses to Zero Punctuation: Halo Wars

  1. Jillybean says:

    He got further than I did. I never made it past the demo.

    • yahtzee doesn’t play demos though… if he did i’m sure that’s all the farther he would have gone too. lol

      • Jesse1220 says:

        He played the Heavenly Swords demo.

  2. Peter says:

    I have one thing to say! CHEST HIGH WALLS! the fact that I’m currently playing GoW2 is irrelivant

  3. Mizzy says:

    Does he like ANY game? It seems he takes the bad, makes it worse than it seems, and rarely ever points out any good. He does not seem to be a very happy man.

    • mendicantbias00 says:

      Go watch his Portal review.

      • LAZR Blade 14 says:

        Well, technically it’s his Orange Box revi- -is shot-
        But yeah, at this point, raging on games is kind of his job.

    • Gamepuppet says:

      His favourite game is Fantasy World Dizzy for the Comodore 64

    • REM says:

      he liked Left 4 Dead and Gears of War 2 (admittedly so, in fact)

    • Jesse1220 says:

      He is happy. He just wants game developer companies to make smarter games, which draw you in. There are several games he likes, Portal, Prince of Persia (Sands of Time) CoD4, and others.

  4. Stinger503 says:

    I went through the exact same thing in Halo Wars on the exact same mission. It’s quite an ass. But I redid it anyway.

  5. Qix says:

    Battle Royale! That movie is freaking awesome. Everything should somehow refer to Battle Royale.

    • Mizzy says:

      Awesome with bad acting. It’s the only reason Gogo got into Kill Bill.

      The sequel sucked ass.

  6. ShellySniper says:

    I didn’t like this review because I actually like this game. In fact, I’ll say it’s probably a better game than halo 2. It really revolutionized rts on consoles. Overall, good job ensemble for not letting the Halo fans down.

    • Jillybean says:

      Get ye from my sight, cursed one.

  7. Mondo Titan says:

    man is Yahtzee funny.. scary thing is that i’ve played X-blades before, and that was exactly how it played, and pretty much exactly what we made fun of.

    • triptup says:

      nothing wrong with butts!

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