This Cake is Not a Natural Formation

cortana cake

Love is a many splendored thing. Often it inspires grand gestures intended to bring happiness to the one who makes your heart skip a beat. To some people that means you wake up early each morning to make them amazing and edible video game-themed bento boxes. To others it means you write them sappingly sweet love songs influenced by their favorite video game. To deviantART user Saiyan-Silk it means creating a birthday cake in shape of a certain shapely fictional artificially intelligent character. Her husband’s birthday was quickly approaching, he requested a Cortana cake, and she more than obliged. Based on the Halo: Combat Evolved version of the holographic AI, the delectable cake was finished with beautiful purple smoothed buttercream icing. For the record, even before I saw this cake, I have always preferred the parts with the most frosting. Yup, I’m going for a bewb piece. Deal with tit. I mean it. I mean damn, I’m hungry.

*Image posted with permission.
mmm cake

13 Responses to This Cake is Not a Natural Formation

  1. Scotty says:

    Well, this is not related but I just wished to inform people that I got the RROD and my Xbox lived to tell the tale! I feel so lucky!

  2. Tortacular says:

    Angel, you can finally eat Cortana out.

  3. DeepCee says:

    I’m pretty convinced there is a place where loving spouses ( willing to accommodate the gamer nerd ) come from. Specially trained I might add.

    Oh and that cake is WIN!
    Frosty bewbs are good! :D

  4. MK28 says:

    I’d like to see the Chief destroy that!

    Double entendres and sexual innuendo regarding Cortana’s speech, the destruction of the original Halo and the cake.

    Can you actually be certified for Halo-geekiness? Because I may need to skip town…

  5. bs angel says:

    I’m pretty sure just visiting this website certifies you as an official Halo geek. But making lines like you did makes you one of the super Elite!

    See what I did there? … ;)

    • Qwerty says:

      DID YOU KNOW that only 5% of ppl who play halo are elites? (sumthin to do with a parasistic embryo hmmm?)

  6. Fusbun says:

    how can you not see. derrrp :P

  7. Mizzy says:

    I’m surprised you haven’t posted about this yet:
    She better put up some pictures of that awesome dress!

  8. MK28 says:

    I saw it and knowingly smirked before suffering the usual knee-jerk headslap:

    *Eyes shift furtively left and right*
    “They’re onto me, Agent Dubbo, I need that fake I.D.!”

  9. MK28 says:

    Incidentally, where would you put the candles and how many would be too much?

    I got two hotspots FTW and three for the Bleurgh!

  10. i call dibs on the bewbies!

  11. JRCB says:

    The cake is a lie. No cake can contain that much awesome.

  12. Mace Windex says:

    I imagined it as Grimace’s tattooed penis and can’t stop laughing.

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